Results for Category: …in the Center


Source: The Huffington Post

“Really kind of unusual…”

It’s kind of insane that this really happened

But on radio Bannon did lay out the map and

Say Fauci must die, and he did espouse

That his head be staked outside the White House!

This coming from the former senior advisor to

The very President himself, yes you know who…


Source: The New York Post

Oh yes, she’s happy

Arizona may not be the deciding state

But that it played a big role is just great!

John McCain was Arizona’s great hero

A total patriot, more tough than DeNiro.

At the polls, the people made their pick…

So you might think twice about being a dick.


Source: The New York Post

Land Doesn’t Vote

The color of districts on an electoral map

Is more than a little bit of a mindgame trap.

It shows red or blue, however the party did fare

But it doesn’t account for the total votes there.

This graphic presents a more relevant face:

The number of people who voted in each place.


Source: The New York Post

Well that’s helpful

My friends at the news desk of the NY Post

Have an awesome way of getting the most

Out of every headline that they write

Putting tough issues out there in plain sight.

Here they dismiss the now fading roar

Of the President’s son calling for civil war…


Source: The Financial Times

Good luck with that

How on earth could it be the case

That these guys aren’t bright red in the face?

Polling today is little more than a farce!

You have to have your head up your arse

If you believe what comes from such work.

Will companies really pay for that murk?!


Source: USA Today

Just what we need

As if it isn’t infuriating enough…

The Electoral College can be pretty tough.

You can lose the popular vote and win

But now there’s another bit of spin…

It’s also possible that delegates there

Go rogue and vote however they dare.


Source: The New York Times

Plan C

One thing you learn right off the bat

When you become a parent is that

There is no manual for this job

But expect judgment from the mob.

So you want to know if it’s okay?

Kick him out for sure, I say!


Source: The Washington Post

RIP, Mr. Bond…

I suppose it pegs me at a certain age,

Everyone I know is on the same page –

Sean Connery will for us always stand

As the real James Bond, in command.

Others have done a great job in the role

But this 007 gave it a soul.


Source: Axios

I’ll say

Leon Black runs a PE firm named Apollo

And his explanation here is a bit hard to swallow.

Apollo, the god of healing, leader of the Muses,

Would unlikely be fond of Leon’s excuses.

Hard to imagine there won’t be a sordid fall.

Best case scenario? He has no judgement at all.


Source: The New York Times

Great. Just great…

When one thinks about unifying the nation

It might not be obvious, but our fixation

With all manner of firearms and their kit

Is pulling us together like a family tight-knit!

But like any family gathered together,

The shots will fly and strain their tether…