So here’s what I think is going on…

A strategic masterpiece from our man Don!

Of course he doesn’t have the China Plague.

But can skip debates without seeming vague.

Then claim to have beaten it, call it a hoax,

And say “The world falls apart without me, folks…”

So white collar workers may have a new deal

Which is kind of amazing and a bit surreal.

The staid old convention of working together

Attached to an office and a desk by a tether

Can now be replaced by screens on a wall

And you really don’t have to do work at all!

That people out there pay attention to this

Is dangerous and dumb and surely does miss

The fact that it matters not in the least one bit –

The Electoral College is where you must be a hit.

It’s like a football team counting gained yards

While falling behind on the scorecards.

While I rarely agree with Madame Speaker

She’s right that this debt could make us weaker.

But whoever has lent it will no doubt see

That when he leaves office, whenever it will be,

Donnie will build a conservative news empire,

And make piles of money as a new media liar.

Honestly I can’t even say that I know for sure

Why this article has felt like such a cure!

Perhaps it’s just how preposterous the mix

Of this domestic doyenne and her CBD fix.

But mostly I’m impressed that despite it all

Martha keeps reinventing and standing tall.

In Florida past felons have the right to vote

Provided their crimes were of a lesser note

Than murder or rape (…so that stops almost all

Of those Mexicans who invaded before the wall!).

But I have to say it’s not such a good look

To try to win Florida by hook or by crook.

It seems these days that everything’s a show

Politics, business and media are all in tow.

Narcissists reign, thinking only of themselves

Putting service and honor on the back shelves.

What both these men do is really quite plain:

Manipulate the public for personal gain.

If I were the President I would do the same

It’s all just a part of the political game.

But it does raise questions that get you pissed,

Like should the Electoral College really exist?

And whatever happened to self-respect?

How do you sleep when your honor is wrecked?

First we should honor this exceptional person

Because our political situation is about to worsen.

Her life was legend with lasting contributions

Liberal leaning for sure, but always seeking solutions.

The void that she leaves in the Court could subdue us

Since the politics surrounding it just might undo us.

This one is really quite an amazing story

And shows how politics have become so gory.

Gun lovers are told their rights are in danger

By leftwing freaks and those even stranger.

But it was not Harris who said this on the stump

No, these words came from President Trump…!