Well what a relief it is now to know

That whiskey is worse for you than blow!

This source may not be fully unbiased,

With a motive to get you the highest…

But nevertheless it puts me at ease

To know that they’re harmless, all of those keys.

The things making their way into our brains!

How did they GET there? Was it through our veins?

Add to that all the info escaping –

The lost brain cells from aging and vaping –

The picture’s not a pretty sight to see…

Plastic surrounding the thoughts of a flea.

If you’re at all like me then what you’ve thought

Is that there’s a few things that make you fraught

When you learn that there’s all these “sex parties”

Which last well beyond casual darties.

Who ever knew there was such a sex scene?

Unless of course you were Jeffrey Epstein…

“The dumbest trade war in all of history!”

Why we would start it is just a mystery.

So say the folks at the Wall Street Journal

Who have more than just a tiny kernel

Of knowledge about economic forces

And a clear view on how bad this course is.

When it comes to weather and predictions

It’s hard to have any strong convictions.

Most of the time weather forecasts are wrong

But like with economists we play along.

So why should we not put our faith in Phil?

He’s as good as the rest, or better still…

Best friends forever, between dog and man…

Life does not always go according to plan.

So when things happen that are just real bad

But then turn around, well it makes you glad.

Eight years apart and then reunited…!

Tales like that make me excited.

It’s an interesting question, that’s for sure…

If Greenlanders think that Trump’s not the cure

And don’t want to become our next new State

How far will he go with this mandate?

And what if Trump “takes” it despite the spats…

Only to find they’re all Democrats?

Well lots of jobs will be coming online

Once a million immigrants (mostly benign)

Are deported back to wherever is home.

The problem is we have a bad syndrome…

Americans just don’t want those crap jobs!

So how will we handle these pampered snobs?

The corporate world can be pretty uptight

And change can often give it a big fright.

But risk is something success must embrace

And that will need a new type of headspace.

Humorous improv might be the answer!

Even though most folks fear it like cancer.

If there’s a game to be played, then why not?

Out there on the field, you take your best shot.

And so we did, and it turned out real good

We got much more land than we really should.

What’s the value of our newly claimed find?

It’s in the trillions, once it is mined.