Now it’s official, he’s in the race

And is most certainly in a unique place.

Not only does he have billions to spend

He has his own news room too, my friend!

That’s a pretty stacked deck, to say the least

Mike Bloomberg is a formidable beast!

It’s just one letter, an easy mistake,

But wow what a difference it would make!

I think probably most men would agree

That both are a frightening mystery.

But if you get a Purple Heart from an IUD

I bet enlistment would grow exponentially.

For a guy likely to make infamous history

The ambassador’s resting face is a mystery.

In the matter-of-fact testimony that he gave

You wonder if he knows he’s digging a grave.

Yet there he sits, seeming as jovial as can be!

While there is no one more complicit than he.

So this is South Dakota’s campaign

To try and stop the runaway train

Of Meth addiction in that state

Which is climbing at a scary rate.

No wonder, too, when leaders pick

A slogan like this to do the trick…!

Families have it hard enough

Just dealing with life can be tough.

Tending to the usual tasks of the day

Can be highly stressful in many a way.

So rarely if ever do things seem placid…

But man it’s worse when the family’s on acid.

Take a photo you can find anywhere

And the truth can soon be in disrepair

By simply making up crap on social media

Which acts as today’s encyclopedia.

How can people be so small-minded

And eagerly allow the truth to be blinded?

A curious headline, given all factors

Since this show is filled with many actors

Inside and outside the hearing room

Selling us their different visions of doom.

I think they’re all just trying to work us…

And if you elect some clowns, expect a circus.

An unusual surprise from the Supreme Court

Allowing families of victims to storm the fort!

A great solution and the most effective way –

Let markets be accountable, come what may.

As the right-leaning court allows this to go

It might deal gun advocates their biggest blow.

Trapped in a meeting that feels like jail

Time seems to move like an injured snail.

Then you look back to your life’s first dawn

And next thing you know, decades are gone.

But don’t think paying this crazy price to track it

Can make time any more precious as you lack it.

It’s not very hard to be confused

And all the data can leave you bruised.

If global warming is the problem at hand

Why’s the Polar Vortex hitting our land?

Turns out they’re linked by a protective cape,

Heat pulls away threads letting cold escape.