Really… So how exactly does this play?
Clinton dealt better with judgment day?
This is partisan press that’s run amok
And should give us all a high voltage shock
To think that now we would even compare
How presidents manage their impeachment scare.

On a single day on both sides of the ocean
Two great democracies were thrown into commotion.
The most inspiring nations the world ever saw
Are having their leaders rebuked for maybe breaking the law.
Meanwhile Putin has made the danger complete
By stating liberal democracies are now obsolete.

When you lose a dog your heart erupts.

The silence of the house constantly disrupts

Everything you thought was good and sure,

A dog’s love for you is the epitome of pure.

So it’s no surprise they took such measures

To reunite with one of life’s best treasures.

The Area 51 event was kind of a bust

Not terrible, but, well it was simply just

That not many people really attended

And zero aliens came by to be friended.

But perhaps they had been a bit distracted

By the way our Navy pilots reacted…!

The brownface costume was a bad call,

But it was an Arabian Nights party after all…

And the baggage there is not nearly so great

As a blackface parody full of racist hate.

Still, the young PM acknowledged the facts

And apologized for his careless acts.

He’s been the franchise QB since 2005

Almost always keeping playoff hopes alive.

Bad coaching and cheap deals in the latter years

Have stained one of football’s best careers.

And then when told he’ll be on the bench

Eli behaved like a champ, a total mensch.

What better way to recruit supporters

And guarantee coverage by reporters

Than to tell all the kids it’s totally cool

If you join the cause, you can cut school!

“This completely changes things” indeed…

A million new fans of the young female Swede.

Have to say it’s a little bit ironic
That among Ronald Reagan’s most iconic
Policy positions (which will cause our decline)
Was that budget deficits are just fine!
Now his boyhood house may collapse
From debt and deficits… yes, ironic perhaps?

These humpback whales do quite a thing –

They get together each year just to sing.

Who knows what they sing about?

Love won or lost or the size of their spout…

And I wonder if they also like

To tie one on before they take the mic?

Eighteen years ago today
America was struck in a terrible way.
Planes became missiles and crashed into
The innocence of a generation or two.
Yet, even today, so few have had to make
Many sacrifices for our freedom’s sake.