Fake news is evolving in sophistication

And posing a bigger threat to the nation.

As if fake stories weren’t bad already

Now deepfake imagery will make us unsteady.

If people believe the lies they read,

God help us when photos are in their feed.

BoJo is in fact something of a mystery,

There aren’t many like him throughout history.

A one-issue clown who has reached too far

He’s the dog that has actually caught the car.

Winning Brexit was a total surprise.

What do you do with that prize…?

Singapore has always had some laws

That are pretty messed up with tons of flaws.

Like spitting chewing gum on the street

Which, though disgusting, should not meet

With the whipping you get for doing so.

And now you’re arrested to see your wife go?

Total Recall was an awesome sci-fi flick.

You could buy memories, which was just sick.

But now that fantasy is turning out real

Which makes it a totally disturbing deal.

All we are is memory in our head.

So how will we know what life we led?

Another mass slaughter with a gun,

And again we all want something to be done.

Many believe there must be brand new laws,

While the NRA whips up support for its cause.

But to start let’s enforce what’s already in place!

The gun vendor is also guilty in this disgrace.

There is nothing funny about a big storm

And making fun of catastrophe is pretty bad form.

But… fair game to go after all the predictions

That result in these totally useless depictions

Of when it will land and in which state!

Weathermen just make economists look great.

Donnie has said that it’s totally untrue

But that was predictable and right on cue.

Here is our President telling people to break

The laws of the land and then he will make

Sure to give them a pardon if it goes bad.

To use his own favorite term, this is so sad…

It’s the motto inscribed on every American coin.

It means “from many, one” and with it you join

The experiment in democracy that is our nation

Where diversity itself is our very foundation.

Listen to the fears of this extraordinary person –

Lack of unity today makes national security worsen.

“I got it! I got it!” he apparently said

As a stable genius idea entered his head.

No doubt hurricanes are a very big threat

And we should do what we can in order to get

A higher level of safety to protect our nation.

But by creating a nuclear battle station…?

How frightening is this new court ruling?

You read it and think they’ve got to be fooling.

The Electoral College is flawed enough

But now its deficiencies have new stuff.

If this court ruling is allowed to stand

538 people choose the leader of the land.