In Donnie’s unique and ridiculous way

He says the economy is beyond okay,

But then announces he’ll cut taxes again

As if there never needs to be a time when

We pay down debt and the budget is repaired.

Take a look at this link and try not to be scared…

As we approach the anniversary of his loss

It’s increasingly difficult to be able to gloss

Over the stark contrast between this man

And the one in the White House with the fake tan.

McCain was a man of both substance and style

While Donnie knows only how to spew bile.

Generally things continue to be done

When they seem to work, or are just fun.

Which begs a question about this news…

It’s just after work and you’ve had some booze
On the phone is a recording by some jerks.
You’re telling me this actually works…?!

Evangelicals believe that they’ve been wronged

By liberals and others who have never belonged

To any God loving church or institution

Which is respectful of their resolution.

Why they like Donnie is not so clear…

But, the Religious Left must reappear.

Donnie loves making real estate deals

And now it seems he kinda feels

America should own the largest island!

He’s been thinking about it for a while and

I think it would truly be just great

If Trump were to buy a socialist state.

Being a parent is hard enough

No manuals to use, it can be tough.

Now it seems some ghosts are here

Which, of course, may cause some fear.

But in my recollection of those days for me

We’d be more likely to ask their hourly fee.

Simone Biles was determined, you see

To stick a triple double and make history.

It is unimaginable how you get that done –

Three twists and two flips starting from a run…

She did it and allowed a smile on her face!

A crowning achievement, earned with grace.

An opportunist just like his old boss
The Mooch doesn’t do well with a loss.
Hard not to suspect an ulterior motive
When a guy like him finally takes note of
The full insecurity of the man he supported.
Is it Donnie – or his morals – that he’s aborted?

This is America at its best…!

A deep red state in the West

Long dependent on coal and oil

Now making strides to plough new soil.

They’re not pointing fingers for their trouble

They’re creating solutions, on the double.

College is wasted on youth, it’s said.

And funerals are wasted on the dead!

Have a big party before you die

Then you actually can say goodbye.

We may not know when our time will come

So always be ready to bang the drum!