On the one hand I like Arby’s spirit.

Meat replacements? They don’t fear it.

In fact they think it would be a trip

To take the idea and give it a flip.

But it does cause a bit of a shock –

A new meaning to “What’s up, Doc?”

The thing which I really need to know

Is who first had the idea to go

On a trip through space to the Moon or

Had the ambitions for anything lunar?!

How was the notion even conceived?

And what did it take to be believed?!

The OOO always strikes me as lame.

Turns out what I’ve seen is pretty tame

Compared to those that some have writ

Which make them sound like a pompous…

“I’m OOO writing a book in Gstaad!”

And you’ve also now joined the Ego Squad.

Who wants haters around? With that I agree.

But is this the message from the Holy Trinity?

Perhaps the issue is a little more subtle –

Our Constitution itself encourages rebuttal.

Thoughtful critics are good and can be instructive –

While banishing thought is just not constructive.

I know what you’re thinking and it’s not true
The “little eye” reference is nothing new.
It’s not being racist, it’s quoting a game
To think anything else would just be lame.
Meanwhile, the bigger issue can’t be lost –
Chinese cameras are spying at some high cost.

I’d be lying if I said I watch the show

But man this makes me want to know

Whether or not Jesus really cares

About the sex and fabricated scares

That seem only to exist on TV dating.

Think God tracks this show’s rating…?

Yes, nonprofit groups need to recruit

The very best people in their pursuit

Of making the world a better place.

But this compensation is a disgrace!

And the state of his shelters is not right.

So how does this guy sleep at night?

It seems to me that the same is true

Almost everywhere in the world, too.

The elites no longer feel the need

To help the world, but only to feed

Their own well-being and good luck

And otherwise don’t seem to give a… darn.

Insanely bizarre it was on the same date…

Makes you wonder about the role of fate.

Some things have changed since back then

Like diners using their cell phones when

The lights went dark and they could still eat,

And this time we had actors sing in the street!

It would truly be a very bad joke

If this became a political yoke

And comes to hurt Joe in any way

Since this is the law of the land today!

Donnie of course has said it’s smart,

And paying low taxes is kind of an art.