Results for Category: …in the Center


Talk about crazy

I can’t say that I’m a fan of hers

Or of the chaos that always occurs

Pretty much whenever she decides

To open her mouth and take sides.
D and B followers are often the same,

But this is just one hell of a claim…!


Dream Weaver

Gabriel Garcia Marquez once told
A little story about growing old.
People don’t stop dreaming because they age,
In fact it’s the opposite at that stage.
People get old because they stop dreaming…!
Well this young lady, her dreams are beaming.


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Notre catastrophe

The French sure can be an annoying crew

But today, mes amis, my thoughts are with you.

Notre Dame is a triumph of human achievement,

And all who are human will feel bereavement.

Her splendor will return, this much we know.

But until then, where will Quasimodo go?


No one leaves alive

There really is only one thing that’s sure

(And it’s not paying taxes, because your

President showed us how to skip that drag!).

No, the only thing that’s in the bag

Is that each one of us will certainly die.

So it’s about time we improved this last goodbye.


If you’re so smart…

Clearly these tests are totally brilliant

And fully assess who’s smart and resilient!

Why else would a guy who can ace it each time

Use those talents to lead a life of crime?

These tests have precisely nothing essential

To predict a young person’s vast potential.


Like fish

A freedom of the press hero who mastered the leak?
Or a narcissistic, molesting, global security freak?
Whatever you think, neither was why
Ecuador told him it was time to say bye.
A much more simple force did that trick –
As a houseguest, Assange was a dick.


Stars would be better

When this happens I just hate it.

Would be a “1” if I had to rate it.

Infected eyes are always a nuisance,

So you get a doctor to help you since

A prescription should kill the infection dead.

But not if the problem is four bees instead!


Well, finally…!

What a relief it is to finally know
That guided missiles will be able to go
Not once or twice, but five times faster
Than the speed of sound! What a disaster
For whatever target the missile hits.
Yes, Mach 5 will ensure it’s blown to bits…


Hear hear

America is the shining city on the hill.

A bold experiment that has been a thrill.

Built on the premise that all people are free,

It has proven the merits of democracy.

But good lord our future will go amiss

If our political discourse stays on this.


Is that really necessary?

The Civil War was the ugliest of fights

But upheld the most basic of human rights.

The bottom line is we’re one nation now,

No matter what we may wish to disavow.

Some Southerners feel they swallow their pride,

But our holidays honor all soldiers who died.