It’s definitely getting out of control.
Seems all it takes is one decent poll
To convince anyone to choose to run
For the presidency, and all that fun.
Was it Trump or Obama or maybe both,
Who killed credentials for the highest oath?

If you make your living off of rhymes,
The world is filling with steeper climbs!
That is, of course, if you’re like me,
And English is your pedigree.
Imperialism was a terrible thing,
But maybe keep it just to sing…?

Ha! So the bots can’t take all the jobs.

Let’s wait on the pitchforks and angry mobs.

Turns out they’re bad at telling jokes!

Which, um, kinda makes them like most folks…

But still it means one job is secure,

Let’s start training for that comedy tour!

Oh, I’m a huge fan of potato chips.

I savor each time they come to my lips.

Every night with a drink I eat one bowl,

Without that control, I’d eat the bag whole.

Can you BELIEVE this news? I would have cried.

$5 million in damages is soooo justified!

Okay, now things are getting serious.

The world is bad, but this is mysterious.

Yes, for sure, you know how I feel –

Rhymes are what will help you deal!

But people, come on! Where’s your sense?

Not having sex is simply dense!

Okay, so now it seems scientifically proven!

The way to get people mentally groovin’

Is to take hard things, like science – or life –

And cut through the complexity, as with a knife,

By using RHYMES to help everyone get a grip.

They’re everywhere now! Just let ‘em rip…

Well maybe this makes total sense.

Business has dropped and things are tense.

“Supersize it!” was beyond idiotic,

Making fries and soda a lethal narcotic.

So let’s see what these robot-men do!

Like maybe come up with a new menu…?

Back in ’08 as we looked into the abyss

Things seemed mighty grim and terribly amiss.

We’ve come so far since those dark days,

Yet still we’re missing the happy bouquets.

People fear loneliness, drugs and terrible crimes…

What can I say? These times need rhymes!

He’s a conservative lawyer on the far right.

She’s a media savant whose boss likes a fight.

POTUS is nuts, is his Twitter flack.

“Stone cold loser” was Donnie’s epic comeback.

In addition to thinking that civilization is dead,

I would bet it’s chilly in the Conway bed!

It’s good work if you can get it!

A 12 year deal, he won’t regret it.

Seems implausible that this could be.

But the money comes from us, you see.

Media contracts are what drive this biz.

The more we watch, the more there is.