Okay, so a cannabis brand will do its persuading

With an aging doyenne guilty of insider trading.

What market exactly are they going after?

Because all I hear from this news is laughter!

Yes, they need new customers to expand.

But, um, my dog for one is no fan of her brand…

When Obama took office Mitch McConnell said

The GOP’s job was to kill his every bill dead.

That was as boorish and stupid as can be,

Promoting the Party more than you and me.

And now the Dems have lost their mind,

Threatening moderates of their own kind.

“The universe is expanding faster than it should be.”

Of course it is, that’s something anyone could see.

Wait, what?! Who on earth, or other planets,

Is able to track this speed and how it began its

Infinite expansion to… wherever.

Either it’s a joke, or they’re clever.

I believe in the arts and in showbiz.

But the awards charade ain’t where the flow is.

Maybe I’m blah but the programs seem witless.

Or perhaps it’s simply that they bore me

A lot. Then again maybe I’m just forlorn,

Since the crystal-clear best was A Star is Born!

Those poor graduates of Harvard Business School!

Felt they’ve squandered their lives, stuck as a mule.

These are the people who can do anything.

How can it be possible that so many cling

To a life they hate with no perceived out?

That’s a choice being made, so let’s not pout.

He’s also 77 and also has a billion bucks!

I suppose it’s impressive that he still

Feels youthful and sprite and ready to go…

Though maybe viagra was part of the show?

But really the question that is confusing

Is why was it this place these guys were using?

77 years old, 5 billion bucks, and 6 rings…

Hard to imagine many stranger things!

It’s the oldest profession, the power is strong.

Decide for yourself if it’s right or wrong.

But a strip mall parlor? You’d think this dude

Would have some options a bit less crude!

As if there weren’t actual bias and hate

A small screen star went and took the bait.

A tragic squander of credibility and time…

Like we don’t know there’s a big hill to climb?

It would be like Donnie saying he was hit

By a gang of liberals. Yeah, no… wonder.

The far right hates government intervention.

Team Granola thinks it’s a profit intention.

Both just loathe being told what to do,

And their resistance will impact more than a few.

I’m not allowed to say it, it’s poorly regarded…

But eschewing vaccines is just retarded.

Should the rich pay more or less?

How much they pay now is anyone’s guess.

Their loopholes are huge and well understood.

The resulting disparity just isn’t good.

But why more or why less, why not the same?

An equal rate and no deductions would be fair game.