I’m all in favor of women’s rights

And know this issue is worth a fight.

But in this time of exceptional divide

This feels like taking just one more side.

“As a woman and for women” is not the ticket.

“As a woman and for all ” is the way to stick it!

How has this not received more attention?

A bipartisan success that ensures prevention

Of exploiting one million acres of our land,

Preserving it forever, a very bold stand.

The Senate has passed it with 92 votes.

How ‘bout more of that and less with the moats!

After love is found and love is lost
And you’ve paid a high emotional cost,
And your self-esteem is down in the gutter
And you feel like a boat without its rudder,
Well don’t despair there’s now a solution…
A terrific way to find resolution!

Reasonable people could likely agree

You can have some restrictions and still be free.

Should we be allowed to have our own nukes?

If you said yes to that you’re one of the kooks…

Gun control is no doubt on a spectrum.

Let’s find the right balance without being a rectum.

It’s hard to be the planet’s richest man
Without being treated like a celeb at Cannes.
People track every thought and every motion,
Usually hoping to create a commotion.
While it’s great for Jeff to stand up to this punk
I truly hope we never see his junk…

Facebook is 15 on this month’s 4th day
And like many its age it has a way
Of being lovable and laughable all at once,
Self-absorbed and brilliant and often a dunce.
It gives eyerolls and fomo, but a platform to rhyme…
So I suppose it’s not a total waste of time!

He certainly is not a conventional Pope!
For that reason and more he gives us hope.
It’s hard to believe that it could be true
No Pontiff before him has ever gone to
The Arabian Peninsula, where Allah does rule
To build peace and understanding. Yeah, that’s cool!

Who’d have guessed that it’s more complex

Than simply guys always wanting some sex?

Turns out we’re also complicated creatures

With desires that extend beyond physical features.

Emotional support and a sense of needing

Are also important to men for proceeding.

It’s a terrible phrase but one that is used

When the rules of the game are plainly abused

By a referee who makes such a bad call

There’s no way to explain it, none at all.

The Saints were robbed in plain day light.

League policy must change, just make it right.

At the height of the Crisis it was $1.5 trill.

Save the global economy, that was the drill.

But by 2015 the deficit had shrunk

$438 billion was then the full chunk.

We averted disaster, albeit not pretty.

Now in prosperity we have THIS?!  That’s shitty.