When what to my wondering eyes should appear

But a miniature article that filled me with cheer.

The NJ Dems tried something foolish

But party leaders said it was toolish.

They thought for a bit and then made a choice

To abandon the plan, and for this we rejoice.

I have to admit I never knew the lyrics

And reading them now makes me fear it’s

Certainly got some creepy verse

But only if you think the worst.

To me the oddest part of this whole thing

Is that it became a Christmas song to sing!

Every so often ideas are floated

So terribly stupid they can’t be coated

In any language to make them better

They simply suck, right down to the letter.

We do no favors to the next generation

By making life easy in a pampered nation.

The leaders of our country were on TV.

Political theater for all to see.

Not one was distinguished in any way.

Though the Veep as usual had nothing to say.

Donnie wants money to build his wall.

But isn’t Mexico the place to call…?

At this point now it seems pretty clear

If you were Donnie, you’d have some fear.

But the law itself about hush money

Is just one piece of the stripper and bunny.

How can there not be bipartisan disgust

Rather than letting him sow all this mistrust?

A surprising legal strategy, that is for sure.

Being Donnie’s lawyer would be hard to endure.

Hey Mikey, he likes it! At least he did for a while.

But not so much once targeted for trial.

So he decided best to let it all out.

Only time will tell with what fallout.

Its ad campaign heralds the Golden Rule.

Which makes Marriott look like an epic tool.

Half a billion people, laid out bare.

These hospitality execs better care.

But can this sore get any lube?

It’s more like toothpaste out of the tube.

LMAGA sounds a bit like a gender,

And not one to find in your bed, post bender.

But it turns out Donnie did as Donnie does

And his active slogan in the campaign was

Borrowed from someone much less shady.

Ronald Reagan used it in 1980!

Jr and DJ are champions with flair.

And in their fields few can compare.

But boxing and music are not blockchain.

And never mind the punch-damaged brain.

But hey, why not take their investment advice?

Is it any different than rolling Wall Street dice?

When you’re starving a crumb is a gift.

And this little one won’t solve the rift.

But Donnie’s move to ban bump stock devices

Is at least a sign he acknowledges the crisis.

While there is no doubt that he should do more

It’s a great first move, given his core.