56 years ago he announced our intention

To be leaders in space and rocket invention.

JFK aimed to land a man on the moon.

Not in decades ahead, but indeed very soon.

We crushed that jump and just stuck another.

NASA you rock! Like no other.

As if there isn’t already saturation

Now there is more to divide the nation.

Fox is launching a subscription model

With “opinion only” content that will swaddle

Its biggest fans in more of what they want.

But more of one voice won’t lead to détente.

There in the heart of our great nation

Opportunity has suffered from stagnation.

It’s where Donnie found his greatest support

From frustrated Americans who want to abort

The path of the establishment and its expert advice.

So this report will put some nuts in a vice.

Their story changed every other week.

Even after the truth started to leak.

They disregard civility and international law.

They can’t be trusted with a bone saw…

How could we seriously even contemplate

Having them join the nuclear Group of Eight?!

Thanksgiving is a day for expressing gratitude.

We count our blessings and enjoy a mood

Of thanks and appreciation for all we got

And, at times, for things we have not.

But now we also have a loss to mourn.

Conversation itself has become too torn.

Seems like this is hardly the same

As Hillary Clinton’s use of a private domain.

But it does highlight a useful rule of thumb.

Which is, quite simply, don’t be dumb.

Her daddy won by making this a case!

Is there no common sense behind that face?

Lacy and skimpy and totally unreal

The VS dream was such a hot deal.

But now fantasy options are much more abundant

And softer suggestion has been made redundant.

Still I wouldn’t bet that sex doesn’t sell.

It’s just, um, harder now to do it well.

That wasn’t so hard, was it?

And some unity found because of it.

There are clear cases of right and wrong.

Like Schumer or Pence wearing a thong.

Everyone would agree that is simply awful,

Let’s do the same when things aren’t lawful.

The Federalist Society is as right wing as it comes.

And wants to load the courts with all of its chums.

Agree or not is beside the case

Because this body is filling a unique place…

Finally a group from his side of the aisle

Is calling out Donnie for his illegal bile.

As much as I love my parental units
I think I might rather take up with the eunuchs
Than to put myself through the incredible ordeal
Of having them come to my workplace to steal
Some glimpses of me as I do what I do.
Good Lord in heaven, this couldn’t be true!