Our healthcare system is quite the mix

Of best in the world, but needing a fix.

The care itself is beyond compare.

But the pricing of it just doesn’t seem fair.

And don’t forget pre-existing conditions.

Now all the critics have it as a mission.

Megyn Kelly tripped up on the obvious.

Facepaint makes no one say “Ah, be us.”

Some taboos you just can’t touch

The pain they’ve caused is far too much.

But don’t think Megyn had no point.

The PC police do run the joint.

Some say Soros is funding the Caravan

Yeah… and Black Lives Matter gets money from the Klan.

This is as bad for blue election hopes

As when Comey put them on the ropes.

More likely Sheldon is paying this bill

To help the GOP keep the Hill!

Over $5 billion is being spent

On midterm elections, track where it went.

Almost even between red and blue

Each party vying for a political coup.

Does this not make everyone totally sick?!

Abolish or redirect it, that would be a neat trick.

From Doubting Thomas to many more

“Seeing is believing” is standard lore.

But in this cycle of incessant news

When people only listen to their own views,

The newest threat is even greater

Manipulated images to fuel the haters.

Got to love our friends to the North

Friendly people, wise and so forth.

Today they’re enjoying a new kind of high.

Regulated! Controlled! And legal to buy!

Canada is now the first of the G7

To let its people enjoy this small bit of heaven.

Maybe it was a 400 lb coder on his bed.

Or maybe, possibly, anyone instead.

Or maybe it was killers gone rogue.

Or maybe it was an editor at Vogue.

Or maybe it’s a story you’re trying to finesse.

Or then again maybe it was just MBS…

Maybe not a scam because it is partly true

But totally ridiculous, through and through.

Why hang your headdress on this little matter?

It feeds the folly and pointless chatter.

That being said, this much is true…

Donnie’s $1 million is owed to you!

How can it be that the GOP

Grows the deficit and just says “oh gee…”?

What happened to the party of fiscal responsibility

That met sodomy and debt with equal hostility?

Now debt’s okay but sodomy’s still smut?

In both cases we still take it in the butt.

It appears we have now hit a new low!

Assumption and rage are stealing the show.

A 9 year old’s bag bumped her as he passed.

She calls the cops for grabbing her ass.

The boy just stands there his eyes full of tears.

She screams in her phone and fills him with fear.