Most have experienced the bait and switch

My wife, for instance, before we were hitched

Promised to sail across the ocean

With the ring on her finger, that never got motion.

But Banksy has taken it to a new extreme!

If that were me I think I would scream.

It’s all fun and games, every mother will cry,

Until one of the kids loses an eye.

Seems we’re headed for a nuclear spat

Guided there by these spoiled brats

Who don’t seem to know or care

Their childish behavior is a global scare.

It’s fun to take swipes at all the forecasters

Of economics and weather and other disasters.

In what else can you be wrong half the time

But you said “50% chance of…” so you’re just fine.

Still, I sure hope these guys are right

We need a real framework to put up a fight.

Here’s some news that can make you smile.

With lessons in it on life and style.

A 10 second procedure changed the way

This boy could articulate things to say.

Can we use this technology on the DC leeches

To change their gibberish to thoughtful speeches?

If you say it, it is true

Seems to be the Trumpian view.

(Though that depends on whose mouth is used

To keep the people dazed and confused.)

Now the Chair of the Fed Reserve has said

This cycle won’t end, it will never be dead!

I haven’t read the entire book

Just the intro, but it’s worth a look.

Tuck and I don’t agree on much.

But when he says our leaders are out of touch

He hits a bullseye right at the core.

Seems they’re out for themselves, nothing more.

Forget the talk of nuclear destruction

Or Rocket Man or Dotard or economic obstruction.

That was when these two felt jilted

A dark time in their lives, their relationship wilted.

But oh what a difference a love letter makes!

They’re in LOVE, yes LOVE, a bond that won’t break!

He’s not even close to being the worst abuser.

Outrageous statements are made by all type of loser.

Fact or fiction, it doesn’t matter.

If it’s posted on Twitter it will generate chatter.

Elon’s case won’t make it end,

But perhaps it can start to reverse the trend.

There is no pretty way out of this feud.

I have sympathies for the judge and for #MeToo.

Victims stay quiet, that’s proven fact.

But with no corroboration, what’s the right act?

The accusers’ lives were horribly shaken

And so would the judge’s if they are mistaken.

However you see it, it’s not a good look

For the Deputy AG to treat the Prez like a crook.

Secret recordings and wearing a wire?

News like this will not bring us higher.

So one thing has come of Donnie’s hate:

Though never before, now we have a Deep State.