Let’s hope Trump is right about his deal vibe

And that he’s not playing to his own tribe.

Peace can be messy but war is horrific

So ending this one would be terrific.

Some concessions will have to be made…

It’s yet to be seen if Trump’s being played.

If anything’s certain we know it’s this

Whatever Trump says, even when it’s a diss,

Could quickly change at the blink of an eye.

About changing his mind he is not shy.

So let’s not read into this too much

But a unified plan is pretty clutch.

The trends are simply unmistakable

Children today highly breakable.

Tech has eroded their self-esteem

They’re more neurotic, to the extreme.

Tech is amazing for all that it’s done

But its tragic dark side is just no fun.

Influencer as profession… it’s odd.

But if you’re perky and have a great bod

Then a whole new world is opened for you

As tech lets that whole world adore you.

I get that it rubs the establishment wrong

But it should figure out how to get along.

Much to our dismay, the options are few,

And though they exist they’re not likely to

Be embraced by our political class

Since all of them are a pain in the ass.

But without action the future is dark…

We need Noah to build a fiscal ark.

This MAGA doll thought it would likely be best

For women to pass and just take a rest

From the hassles of office, leave it to men.

Nor should they vote, she said time and again.

Well, those thoughts could put her in a bind…

But a girl has the right to change her mind!

It’s not often I’m aligned with RFK

But on this matter I have to say

Highly processed foods are so unhealthy

And largely consumed by those who aren’t wealthy.

We need to crack down on them that’s for sure

But also need an affordable cure.

If you believe the church is disconnected

Then one of the ways that can be corrected

Is by paying attention to real life

And not just focusing on all the strife.

Maybe this is a bit heavy handed

But so far attendance has expanded…

This seems like a frightening situation

That part of the defense of our nation

Is dependent on minerals from China…

The sort of news that gives you angina.

Seems like they have a crafty hand to play

If punitive tariffs don’t go away.

In case you missed this amazing event

You should have a look under the tent…

The world’s best surfers all met on the beach

Each one convinced the crown was in reach.

Alas the champion must stand alone

But all these contestants deserve a bone!