Results for Category: …in the Center


Source: Associated Press

Really, Russia is FINE…

Apologists for Russia might want to know

How awesome it is when you get to go

To prison for years because of the crime

Of donating money just one time

To a nonprofit that helps out Ukraine.

She gave fifty dollars… sure Russia’s humane.


Source: The Wall Street Journal

Passing Wind

Quite the setback for a promising firm,

It’s painful to watch the company squirm.

But they really need to get out in front

And take a position that’s pretty blunt:

Debris on the beach is not a good look,

But it’s better than oil in anyone’s book.


Source: The Guardian

Sleeper Cell Kids

Can you imagine all the confusion?

These kids have lived a life of delusion.

They only found out while on the plane

That actually they’re Russian… that’s just insane.

Could the same thing happen to any of us?

Do we know who we are? Well let’s discuss…


Source: The Wall Street Journal

Market Movers

Markets are fickle and tough to predict

When folks say they know, you’re gonna be tricked.

Sure there are signs and some indications

But probably it’s human temptations

That exert the biggest force on the change.

It’s fear and greed that make people act strange.


Source: The New York Times

Bearly Believable

So RFK really wants you to know

He’s not like the others, he’s his own show,

Independent in both action and thought!

And even when he might err and is caught

It’s not for something sex-driven and dark…

He just left a dead bear in Central Park.


Source: The Washington Post

A Very Good Idea

I strongly believe it’s one solution

Among many needed to fight the pollution

In politics and leadership today

To help us change course to a better way.

Both sides should reveal their entire squad

And let voters give the whole team their nod.


Source: The Daily Beast

Kinda Weird

There’s plenty of weird when it comes to people

In fact it’s humanity’s common steeple.

It’s not just the Left or only the Right

Weird people are everywhere in plain sight.

Except for one group that has more than its share…

The Trump-loving tech bro billionaire.


Source: The New York Times

Break the Fever

Mayor Pete has a knack to make things clear

With simple allegories people hear.

It’s the first time I’ve heard it put this way –

Trump is a fever that won’t go away…

A lot of smart people have been consumed

And I hope real Republicans can be exhumed.


Source: The Guardian

Tubular Dude!

Hard to believe but this is the real thing.

An actual photo that’s breathtaking.

Snapped at just the right time, man what a scene!

A pro with the lens, and a surfing dean.

It doesn’t much capture the sport’s glory

But it sure does tell an amazing story.


Source: The Wall Street Journal

JD’s Bad Day

Hilary was a bad politician

Too removed from the human condition.

JD however is just not the same

He knows people well and is playing the game.

But his calculations may come up short…

Anything can happen in the people’s court.