I don’t believe that it’s happened before

Because he’s a guy I kinda abhor

But lo and behold I agree with Ben!

The race for president started again.

And with Kamala now his opponent

Trump needs a different VP component.

Hard to imagine what goes through the head

Of these astronauts holding by a thread.

Stuck in space for several months already

Their training is all that keeps their nerves steady.

I hope the groundcrew has its act together

And these guys make it home, for sure not whether…

So several concerns here should be noted

And it’s hard to make them sugar coated.

Sharks are, well, violent a lot of the time

Sure it’s their nature, it’s not like a crime.

But it’s kinda fair to think it’s insane

For them to be jacked up on cocaine.

The Founding Fathers wanted two parties

So all these people who think they’re smarties

By vilifying those across the aisle

Should take a good look at Mitt Romney’s style.

Thoughtful and smart he can show his respect

While still believing his side is correct.

We become dependent without knowing

How everything which seems easy going

Rests on top of some structure or grid

Built by a firm with the lowest bid…

So why the surprise when systems fail?

We’re a house of cards before a gale.

I don’t want to bash it, now it’s become

My home state, but Florida delivers some

Of the best stories and inspiration

When writing about a crazy nation.

Of all the things we get warned not to do…

Selfies with bears?! Seems people have no clue.

So yesterday I was out to complain

About the performance that caused such pain

‘Cuz the country needs some soothing tonic

At this moment when bad vibes are chronic.

Turns out the singer was thinking the same!

So turned to the bottle before the game…

When the national mood needs some good cheer

In what we know will be a long, hard year

And we turn to athletes and musicians

To give us a boost in tough conditions

They probably should simply play it straight

And not give us another thing to hate…

The Left and the Right will for sure disagree

About how our dysfunction came to be.

But whatever the cause both are to blame

For stoking it as a political game.

Thank God Trump survived this tragic event…

May it lead us towards healing our discontent.

The headline we read sure makes it appear

That Labour is soft on crime, it’s so clear!

But dig in a bit and then what you learn

Is the Tories knew what a big concern

Prison overcrowding already posed

And this is in fact what they had proposed.