While I’m in the camp that thinks he should go

This dumb demand is for nothing but show.

What sort of “evidence” can one provide

For a future event that voters decide?!

Surely they want to keep secret the fact

That all voting machines have again been hacked…

It certainly could be a big bloodbath,

Charging full steam down the far rightwing path.

Teed up for glory, a very big win

Already suppressing a victory grin,

The GOP does not have to do much…

So this was really a beautiful touch!

When “Down Under” is your country‘s nickname
I doubt many folks will feel any shame

Letting us know all their predilections

Or what they say when giving directions

In the bedroom, or out in the open

For handcuffs, toys and maybe some ropin’…

Spaniards are certainly a nutty crew

And a lot can be seen in what they do.

Their festivals sort of tell the story…

Running with bulls can get pretty gory

While townwide tomato fights are the norm

Creating a massive red liquid storm.

Once you’ve already lost touch with real life

It might be hard to catch the falling knife.

With Joe digging in and showing resolve

And no intention for plans to evolve

He’s giving us just one more chance today

Let’s get down on our knees and pray pray pray…!

As most of the world lurches to the Right

The UK took a different turn last night.

The Labour Party has taken control

And the Upper Classes don’t think it’s droll.

Some have moved to Dubai already

But balance can help make the world steady.

What a way for us all to celebrate

Our liberty and independent state

Contemplating the ever-growing chance

That in this crazy political dance

Kamala Harris might actually be

The Democrats’ next best nominee…

Well now that Nancy has revealed her view

What more must be said? We know what to do.

Who better than she to measure the pulse

Of America as it starts to convulse?!

All the 80 year olds are weighing in

But Joe hasn’t blinked and is staying in.

So here’s a take worth consideration

That feels normal today in this great nation…

Let’s swap out one Biden for another

(And yes we wish it could’ve been the brother).

Then it’s Felon vs Felon in the race!

America ends up in a great place.

Dresses and nails and spray tans, sure why not?

A chance to get fancy, show what they got.

So that seems like it’s just kids having fun

(Though likely cutthroat when all’s said and done…)

But when it comes to adding a chopper?

Yeah… that would count as a big jaw dropper.