Perhaps you’re thinking “Sure, but I’m safe.

All this AI, it’s a bit of a chafe.”

And maybe you think it can’t come for you…

But I’d say be careful with what you do.

It already controls more than we know

And might find it convenient to see you go.

This is not a word I’ve heard of before
But what it describes is a thing of lore.
Rich dudes get lovers, the story is old
Now there’s new way for it to be told.
Go to an app and claim your position
Be it rich or seeking or in transition.

All of the trophies for just showing up

Might be the reason things are blowing up.

So I’m glad to see the pendulum swing

And with it I hope that it will soon bring

Greater strength in people to deal with strife

And all our differences that enrich life.

I want what’s best for America too

But it does seem odd that there’ve been so few

Nations willing to push back against us.

They may wave their hands and make a small fuss

But generally seem to just go along

Since Trump bashes around and is headstrong.

It really is a complicated matter.

It’s true we can’t let illegals shatter

The law of the land and our good life here

But there are some problems, it would appear

With the enforcement of this Trump card…

Since not enough people want to work hard.

I don’t know the science behind the scourge

But plastic pollution has seen a big surge.

If you go for a walk on any beach

It’s insane how much of it is in reach.

I hope the industry finds a solution

Because as of now it’s the worst pollution.

Sometimes it just becomes far too funny

Hypocrisy as thick as cold honey.

While the Right breaks laws all over the place

How could this be written with a straight face?!

I’m no fan of Mamdani, but c’mon…

We’re being led right now by a Mafia Don.

Imagine serving your country in combat

Only to come home and discover that

All the freedom that you were fighting for

Are simply not yours to have anymore…

Arrested and detained with zero cause?!

It should give all Vets a little pause.

What sort of clowns would go out to a show

When they sorta don’t want anyone to know

That even though they’re both on the job

They’re kind of an item, a real heartthrob?

If only they could turn all the clocks back…

The world wouldn’t know they’ve been in the sack.

When the mainstream anything lets you down

You try to find other games in town.

Homeschools are filled with extremely bright kids

But if not served well, they’ll hit the skids.

They should see success and be given a map

And not have to deal with this racist crap.