Results for Category: …in the Center


Source: The New York Post

Making the World a Better Place

What a cool way to connect to each other!

Portals in cities to see one another…

But humans are human so what do we do?

Strip off our clothes for the whole world to view!

I don’t know what makes people do such a thing

But maybe life’s better when in a G-String.


Source: The New Yorker

Vampire Diaries

People are trying some freaky new things

To live life forever as ageless kings.

Like blood transfusions from much younger folks

And many other ways in which to coax

More years out of life but they’ve got it all wrong…

More life out of years is the way to live strong.


Source: The Washington Post

Bonne Chance!

Paris is known for many attractions

And also for some of the reactions

Of the French people to visitors there

Which is not always nice, they just don’t care

If they’re rude and dismissive to a guest

So we’ll see if this works without a protest.


Source: The Washington Post

What a Catch

When you think about all the things it takes

To make marriage work with the least headaches

One of the key items not on the list

Is when your new spouse decides on a tryst

And HAVING A BABY with an “old friend.”

Pretty clear to me how that’s gonna end…


Source: The New York Post

Bull Fit

So this woman decides to feed a bull

That’s loose on the beach, so quite a handful.

Then of course the bull does what bulls do

And basically becomes a wrecking crew.

It’s hard to know what goes through someone’s brain

To make them believe that isn’t insane.


Source: The Daily Beast

Secretary of Beat

Remember when Clinton rocked out on the sax

With his Blues Brothers shades and sexy tracks?

Like him or not it was just kind of fun

And may be among the reasons he won.

Biden could use a bit of cool these days…

Funk jamming Blinken could be one of the ways.


Source: The New York Times

It Seems Less Crazy

Everyone has a soundtrack in their brain

For some it sounds like a rumbling freight train

For others it’s peaceful and nicely quiet

Still others will hear an internal riot.

But when it spills out and you hear your own voice?

Then getting a dog might be a good choice.


Source: The New York Post

Everything Is Normal

Objectively viewing a headline like this

I feel like we’ve fallen into the abyss.

Could there be a more nutty situation

Than this group having a Hamas fixation

And pushing it on all the Mouseketeers

Leaving Disney World awash in their jeers?


Source: The Wall Street Journal

Love is Exploration

How’dya make the exceptional endure

Or regenerate that sense of allure

When you’ve been together for oh-so-long

And you want to keep the relationship strong?

Well, put yourself out there and try new stuff!

(And it never hurts to be in the buff…)


Source: The New York Times

Don’t Hold Your Breath

However much it would be fun to think

That this action signals we’re on the brink

Of having more adults in the room

Who are intent on being able to groom

A sense of duty to work together

That will change as fast as the weather.