We of course can debate what normal means

And argue thoughtfully about vaccines

But that’s not what is happening today

Instead it seems that it’s become okay

To say and do the most horrible things

People think it’s fine, and that is what stings.

Somehow it comes as no big surprise
That once you are able to analyze
The inner layout of RFK’s head
What you will find is a worm that is dead.
And there may be other dead things up there…
But at least it’s more than angry hot air.

Caramel covered popcorn, what a treat!

So if it’s something that you like to eat

But feel too guilty because of its name

(Problematic at best in today’s game)

Then this is the alternative for you…

More sensitive labels to the rescue!

I’m always a sucker for this type of thing

Celebrating poetry makes my heart sing.

I love the idea that it can give hope

And perhaps show a way to help us all cope.

Writing rhymes creates a type of contract

And gives comfort in its implicit pact.

What a weird turn for the new GOP

When one of its bright stars can hardly see

The very behaviors he claims to hate

Are now things he’s going to legislate!

All those “elites” with their controlling voice…

To fix that he’ll limit consumer choice.

Of course it’s a controversial measure

And Biden hopes it’s political treasure.

He’s struggling with the young people’s vote

And thinks this might be something they note.

That aside it’s good policy to me…

And 70 percent of adults agree.

It’s hard to imagine what life is like

Living on a machine that’s meant to strike

With the deadliest power known to man

While couped up in a harrowing can

Traveling under the oceans and ice

Wondering if war will put them in its vise.

 So the funny thing about this hot guest

Isn’t so much about how hot she dressed

Or that she flaunted her hot bod around

Or that her hot aura was too profound…

She files these lawsuits, dozens no less

And basically is just a big hot mess.

So what question could you possibly pose

To Dear Abby when everyone knows

It’s perfectly normal, this behavior…

Your own little place, sure what a savior!

That marriage is healthy, no need to fear.

You’re good for the long haul, that much is clear.

Hearing this you may be tempted to think

Nothing new here! They’re always on the brink

Of checking out and not being present,

Pretty much an emotional peasant!

But this is purely a workforce arrangement…

Which may also lead to some estrangement.