Scientists have a way to explain it

And the stingray sure hopes they campaign it.

Otherwise she’s got some explaining to do!

It’s hard to get pregnant if you don’t screw.

The other potential, if just a smidgen –

Perhaps it’s the start of a new religion…

When I think back on all of my teachers

And contemplate their good and bad features

I’m having some trouble seeing the fun

In letting these people carry a gun…

Oh gee Miss Nagle what’s that on your hip?

A nickel plate Glock and an extra clip…?

It’s hard to determine what is the worst…

Because it sure feels like the world’s been cursed.

First we have dentists who’re going viral,

Which by itself means we’re in a bad spiral.

And then the message is no need to brush?!

Next plumbers will tell us don’t bother to flush.

I mean, when you write a poem every day

Sometimes you’re not fully sure what to say.

So though I wrote about this thing before

I decided that I’d come back for more.

Taylor versus Kim? You must be joking!

Kim is a fake while Taylor is smoking.

TS has become my favorite rock star.

Her songs are great and oh man she’s gone far.

But here’s the most important thing to me –

She and I share a view others don’t see.

Kim is a joke! How’d this ever unfold?

She’s a story that never should have been told.

There’s little that is more tedious than

Being stuck in a conversation when

You realize it’s among the most boring

You’ve ever had! So before you start snoring

You need a good clever way to get out

Without them knowing what it’s all about.

This is the guy who made it all happen

Building huge hype, but hiding the gap in

The reality of the business’s health

And his massive collection of personal wealth.

Let him have it if he wants it all back

And can find investors who aren’t on crack.

This hopeful headline would seem to suggest

That Preachers one day were getting no rest…

Because of their reverence they’d earned great fame!

Instead it turns out that was the same

As rock stars today was their big ‘ole head…

They partied too hard and got women in bed.

When it comes to clothes that are rarely seen

(At least not during the normal routine)

I wonder what drives the apparent need

To spend so lavishly. What is the creed

That makes frivolous purchases okay

When true needs like boats are just pushed away?!

In the category of Big Surprise

Corporate foods are pushing their biggest prize…

Of course you can eat as much as you like!

So what if your weight goes on a big spike?

Don’t be shamed into this healthy eating!

And taking Ozempic isn’t cheating…