The GOP’s guy from Oklahoma,

A solid dude with a reverend’s diploma,

Is trying to solve problems in good faith

And is being attacked by a far-right wraith.

“Don’t solve this problem, whatever you do!

It’s bad politics, and we will destroy you…”

I was rooting for the Forty Niners

But the Chiefs played well and they’re not whiners.

Now conspiracy theorists are in high gear

(And they’re gonna have a helluva year…).

Team Biden pounced with something quite funny!

Though it’s likely too late for it to be money.

I saw this ad when it broadcast real-time

And I knew at the moment, it was prime.

It’s never been broadcast again anywhere

It occupies space of rarified air.

Apple became then a global success

And the Super Bowl? Well, it’s usually a mess…

Like many males, these seals think of two things

In order to live a life like the kings.

Eating is fundamental for certain

And then there’s the sex to get their dirt in.

Every move they make is in that pursuit

Which makes this seal’s act a lovely tribute.

What was she thinking, this little vixen!

These were outrageous plans she was mixin’

With no care at all for propriety

And an awfully far cry from piety.

Yes, her intentions were really insane…

They’re no batteries allowed on a plane!

Well this may be a hard one to unpack

Since the value they cite may cause blowback.

It’s not that diversity helped the team

Rather, it’s the complicated coaching scheme…

When a minority coach is hired away

The team gets more points to use on Draft Day.

Imagine if this went the other way

And we entered a world where it was okay

For a President to do anything…

Above the law, a despot and king.

The court had no choice, it’s not how this works,

Immunity is not one of the perks.

Wall Street has wizened up to the fact

That soldiers and spies are able to act

With poise and skill when under fire

So it’s really simple in business attire.

And maybe skullduggery also works

Against finance bros and corporate jerks.

It really must have come as a shock

When the first human saw a big flock

Of parrots doing what parrots do,

Then hearing one speak the same words as you!

What did I drink? What did I smoke…?!

No, God’s simply playing a really good joke…

Job growth is on fire and wages are high

Outpacing inflation so good news is nigh!

Except that everyone throughout the land

Is bombarded by fools who have to grandstand.

“Everything sucks!” They whine and complain,

But they only do it for personal gain.