The MAGA grip is just so crazy tight

The GOP seems to have lost all sight.

Yes it’s far out and a lot can still happen

But with numbers like this they should be tappin’

Nikki’s appeal to the broad-based center

And get rid of their crazy Orange Tormentor.

Financial markets are on a bull run

And it appears that the bulls aren’t yet done.

Expanding beyond the confines of Wall Street

They’re charging around, everywhere upbeat!

Spotted in New Jersey! On the train tracks!

The bulls are just pushing it to the max…

The passage of time can do some strange things.

Inevitably, it usually brings

Revisions of history and some new views…

Claims that what happened may have been fake news.

What a horrible world we have created

That so many are uneducated.

Well done by all parties that are involved

Since this is a question that must be solved.

SCOTUS should rule just as soon as it can

To remove all doubt around the legal plan.

Let’s decide it now, sooner than later

With a Court packed by the One Day Dictator.

I don’t own a Tesla, never use X

And rarely do I want to put a hex

On any person out there doing stuff

To push innovation, but I’ve had enough.

Elon can suck it, he’s bad to the bones

I’ll never support him or Alex Jones.

It’s good that scientists are so active

Building solutions very attractive

For solving the problems on planet Earth

With plans that are clearly of very high worth.

So call me old school and stuck in my ways…

But what about cheese and a really tough maze?!

When you get to the age of caring for

Parents who are losing the aging war

There’s a lot that happens you don’t expect

And you learn some things that make you reflect.

One thing you didn’t know would make you torn?

Um… how to afford all your mother’s porn!

“Two Chinese feminists walk into a bar…”

Well that sounds like a joke that could go far.

But the truth is that this is going on

And comedy has become their baton.

Fighting oppression and taking a stand

Because in China folks like them are banned.

Moody’s has cut China’s credit rating

Which the Chinese might find aggravating.

But really who cares? It’s not our issue!

They can cry all they like, here’s a tissue…

Except that lack of credit makes things hard

And could lead to their use of the war card.

In most all cases it’s not a good look

To go to work drunk or just having took

Drugs or anything that might impair

Your judgment or the amount that you care

About your job or make you act bipolar…

Especially if you’re an air traffic controller.