Results for Category: …in the Center


Source: The Guardian

Do Not Collect $200

His supporters are fleeing like the rats

Off ships that are sinking, and you know that’s

Just fine from my perspective, since this guy

Is largely to blame for pushing The Lie

Which was done with only one thing in mind –

His own personal gain. I can’t stand his kind…


Source: USA Today

Standing Firm

Hats off to the Gov in this tight southern state

For refusing to bite at this bad bait.

Pressure had mounted from the GOP

To can Fani Willis but he didn’t agree.
He’s famously held his ground before

And I’m sure there’ll be times he must do so more.


Source: The Daily Beast

Bad Pairing

Golf is a game that needs concentration,

And silence is part of the fixation.

The people who play are quite serious

Which, to me, is a bit mysterious.

So it’s kind of amusing to think about

A caddie with tourette’s just shouting out…


Source: Axios

Maybe Suck It Up?

So lots of young people think things just suck
The good life is gone, they’re down on their luck.
Well I’m not sure what it is they expect…
‘Cuz things seem to me pretty far from wrecked.
Opportunities abound! Work’s a cure.
Though complaining is easier, that’s for sure.


Source: The New York Post

So Don’t Rent There

Oh woe is me! It’s busy and there’s noise!

What did you expect? All the city’s joys?!

Yes they’re loud and there’s a lot going on

It’s not like your landlord pulled off a con.

But the subway’s part of the city’s soul…

So live somewhere else or support its role.


Source: The New York Post

It’s On You Too

“Rich Men North of Richmond” – a catchy song

That delivers a message not so wrong.

Politicians don’t care about us all

They just want to prevent their own downfall.

While special interests of every sort

Dominate policy and sell us short.


Source: Newsweek

That Woke Snowflake!

So things have taken an interesting turn

Which let’s face it is cause for some concern.

The “Christian” Far Right has now decided

That this guy “Christ” was a bit misguided.

Love and forgiveness… it’s just Left Wing crap!

Satan’s laughing as we fall in his trap…


Source: The Wall Street Journal

To No One’s Surprise

When Vladimir Putin finds himself crossed

You have to imagine there’ll be a high cost

To whomever it was who dared such a thing

Calling out the despot in a public ring.

So yeah, who thinks this plane went down by chance?

A message was sent, not by happenstance…


Source: The Financial Times

Go Figure

So as it turns out there’s likely to be

Links between crime and office vacancy.

I can’t say this comes as a big surprise…

With work on its own a part of you dies!

Add to that an office that’s foreboding

And yeah, you’ll see attendance eroding.


Source: The Economist

Mullet Mania

Okay, so I kinda agree with the Right

That for young children it’s not really alright

To undergo surgery that will transform

Their birth gender… that can’t be the norm.

But Holy Moly how could THIS be okay?!

It takes their concern for child welfare away…