Written on every US dollar bill

Our national motto has words that will

Sometimes be used in ways unintended

Like this fine fraudster who thought it splendid

To prey on the goodwill of believers

While being one of the deceivers.

Despite yet another night of excess

When you’d think I’d be open to drinking much less

I’m still convinced in the back of my mind

That I just don’t happen to be the kind

Of person who truly can stop at one…

At that point I feel way less than half done!

Totally true that some change is needed
With airplane bathrooms, passengers pleaded.

Don’t know if it’s a related issue

But it always seems like trash and tissue

Are everywhere in these cramped smelly cans…

What they really need are just clean up plans.

I’ve said it before, and say it again

He was America’s Mayor back then

How he derailed and went on a spiral

Of shameless acts that often went viral

Is so sad to see and I wonder why…

I think more will come to give a black eye.

As if clean power weren’t challenged enough,

Meeting global demand is pretty tough,

With variable sources, hard to rely

On it as a consistent source of supply,

Well wouldn’t you know things got a bit worse

Those f#*king Nazis still cast a global curse.

So now you’ve decided to make the move

You and your spouse! Time to get on your groove.

And what better place to take the big jump

To join the swingers in a bump and hump

Than an RV park with crazy pink birds,

You just flash the sign, don’t say any words!

Ron DeSantis is known for picking fights

With companies that support certain rights.

Whether you agree with his cultural views

It seems to me that what’s really the news

Is the massive shift in conservative thought –

Corporate interference? What have they wrought…

The man sure knows how to stir up some shite

And some of his antics just thrill the Right!

But you should listen to what he says here

Words directly from him, poignant and clear

About the core need for thoughtful debate

Without which we’ll suffer a dreadful fate…

Italians can have some crazy views

But how about this last one in the news…

Assault is ok depending on time?!

No wonder stop watches are now bought by slime.

ANY time is too long for unwanted touch

And ten seconds is surely way too much.

The interesting point that this story makes

Is that most people think poetry takes

Too much work to really understand it

So they don’t bother and have just canned it.

Clearly they need to spend more time right here!

Where everything’s simple, straightforward and clear…