Among all the strange things that men can do –

And there really are far more than a few –

I think that none would manage to combine

Such strength of response for something benign

As leaping over babies, just for fun…

American mothers would get their gun.

From rebuilding America’s workforce

To putting Wall Street in its place, of course…

The Left and the Right are finding some terms

That each side fully believes and confirms

Will allow America to make hay!

Too bad the culture wars stand in the way…

Finally good news out of ChatGPT

And all the hype about writing for free!

At least it’s a win in the moral sense

For writers who’ve found the heat is intense.

Turns out if you’re good, no need to scurry…

It’s only crap writers who need to worry!

A lifelong Republican, placed by Trump

With huge conservative cred, Wray’s no chump.

Yet the lunatic core of his own side

Grilled him with questions so dumb that he cried

“What you are saying sounds insane to me!”

Why don’t more Republicans also agree?

It’s not that leaders don’t get that debt sucks

It’s just that no one wants to spend any bucks

On things that other people have consumed

Because politically they would be doomed.

There’s no current benefit to the play

So they pass the buck to another day.

Don’t know about you but the life I lead

Has psychopaths everywhere! What I need

Is a way to deal with these nutcases

Some way to cover all of my bases.

Easy to spot them and know who they are

It’s dealing with them that’s just so bizarre.

My heart goes out to these fabulous twins

Always cheated by other people’s sins!

If you look at the terms of their dumb loans

Any sane person would see the crossbones.

For these guys whining seems kind of casebook…

You know they’re the ones who founded Facebook!

Feng shui unites the mind, body and spirit…

But as it turns out, you might not hear it

Unless you embrace all the special ways

To channel your chi, like wearing Hermes!

And if you happen to be Latino

You’ll have better luck at the casino…

How in the world did I ever miss this?

A “national day” we just can’t dismiss!

Who knew that such a great day existed?

(Or is it actually really twisted…?)

Whatever the case, NBD is here

And I, for one, am willing to cheer.

Given that Hunter wasn’t on the grounds

Then thinking this through, to me it sounds

Like there’s a pretty smart person at HQ

Who sees the campaign and has the view

That maybe just maybe old Sleepy Joe

Might do better with a few lines of blow.