This is the story of a CEO
Who’s gone to places you just shouldn’t go.
He praised a guy for selling out his dog
So that he could fatten the corporate hog!
How could you be so completely tone deaf
And not know this earns you a moral F?

Lindsey Graham is not my favorite of men.

A Trump apologist, the MAGA den.

Hypocrisy? Sure! He’s got that covered…

Though hypocrisy has all of DC smothered.

But on this I have to applaud his call!

Marjorie Greene is part of our whole downfall.

Thanks, Rep. Mace, for being among the ones

Who want to be thoughtful about our guns.

I grew up in New York, where they’re just bad.

But elsewhere I know they just must be had.

More people must look, there is middle ground…

And the GOP should help it be found.

“Oxbridge” stands for elite education

And “elite” ain’t cool with the new generation.

I get that, the Elites are annoying!

But it’s key for us to not be destroying

Respect for education, though I agree

It can surely be found without a degree.

Baseball games were always painfully long,

So having a pitch clock is pretty strong.

Little did I imagine, one more gain…

This new rule also reduces the pain

Of closing the taps on beer too early!

So now a much better game, yes surely.

Pessimists are never disappointed

Even if their noses are disjointed.

What’s the upside thinking things are okay?

It doesn’t sell news or make people pray.

But perhaps it gives the best gift of all…

Hope! Which is something we need above all.

So I kinda get their worship of cows

And if that’s what you’re into, the poverty vows.

But can’t say it all really makes much sense

When mixed in with the prayers and the incense

The Dalai Lamai himself, highest on the rung,

Suggests to a boy that he suck his tongue…

Without knowing or guessing who’s at fault

Can anyone take this with a grain of salt?

Both the right and the left should be outraged,

A war on global security has been waged.

But will we condemn this act of treason?

Not if we find a partisan reason…

It’s a big news day, that much is certain

With plenty of prizes behind the curtain.

But as MAGA nation rallies its crew

The biggest story is a different coup.

Finland has joined the NATO Alliance

A message to Putin of defiance.

So here’s a new trend that’s just “taking off”

It involves food and clothes and breaking off

Inhibitions and a resistance to

Social norms which create a distance to

Our innocence and appreciation

Of incredible food… and flirtation?