Throughout our history we’ve seen the same cues:

America fails and then it renews.

I would argue that the quick rise of Trump

Was that Liberals had dropped a stinky dump.

But he’s a disgrace, destruction’s abettor.

Let’s not lose faith that things will get better.

The last time a government used a poll

Asking its people to review a scroll

Of possible names for a brand new boat

Then put all the best options to a vote

It left them in a kinda awkward place…

The name chosen was Boaty McBoatface!

Unsung heroes who work behind the scenes

Are often the fuel powering machines

That change the course of human history

Yet their involvement remains a mystery.

One of these great people is Gordon Moore

Without the microchip we’d be done for.

More news coming out of my favorite state

Florida just punches above its weight!

It has a place called “The Classical School”

Which teaches the classics… seems pretty cool.

But the culture wars have made parents squirm –

They don’t want their kids to see David’s worm!

This sounds like an unlimited buffet!
Which I have to think will go a long way
To make Americans even more fat
And strain the profits of restaurants that
Sign up to give unlimited ration
But at least it helps to fight inflation.

Ok, so yes I’ve reached that stage of life

When talk of Florida is crazy rife.

Everyone’s moving there for the warm sun

And so grandkids will visit and have some fun.

But does it really always turn out great…?

What if it’s actually a terrible fate?!

As SVB was colliding with doom

You can be sure that all folks in the room,

No matter what the color of their skin,

Were worried they would take it on the chin.

Yes, it’s certain that the state of “concern”

Was not tied to color you could discern.

If there’s one thing we know Donnie’s about

It’s following rules! There can be no doubt.

He’s committed to a strict moral code

In everything he did that always showed!

So this is of course just squarely on brand.

Unethical Ron! Yup, that is Trump’s stand.

It seems to me this woman is crazy

Deluded, misguided, judgment hazy.

How, what, I mean is this truly for real?

Could anyone think that’s an ok deal?

She says it’s cool, the men are not married…

At least they don’t have vows to be carried.

The US Feds have done just what they should

Protecting deposits is very good

For the health of the nation and regular folks

It’s not some crazy political hoax.

But with BARNEY FRANK on Signature’s board

That really is news that has me floored.