For 70 years this hero stayed mute

About a dogfight when he had to shoot

Soviet jet planes that were on patrol

In a place the US did not control.

Neither nation was supposed to be there,

If word ever got out a war would flair.

It’s quite a cycle we’re all in these days

With idiocy rampant in so many ways.

One side says something that’s extremely dumb

And the other freaks out, beating its drum.

The first side says wow, what a loathsome response!

As if banning gas stoves would stir nonchalance.

Now that everyone is in on the fun

And it’s very clear this ain’t one and done

Should we not ask the obvious question

How did these docs get in their possession?

Who’s in charge of watching over this stuff?

‘Cuz it sure seems they’re not doing enough.

Many may think this is not a big deal

Since “business intelligence” is not real

So it’s no big surprise that this exam

Was crushed by AI… with no need to cram!

But never mind the field or vocation

This raises questions for education.

Oh can you just imagine the surprise

When he settled his butt on railroad ties

And kicked it back to enjoy time alone

Feeling life had thrown him a little bone

Then heard the train coming, it’s time to go…

Wait a second, I’m stuck! I mean, uh-oh!!

Feeling a bit worried, I went to see

Just what it could do, this ChatGPT.

Could it write some rhymes that were appealing?

Maybe something about the debt ceiling?

After one quick foray into this tech

I now expect an unemployment check…

I have to agree something must be done

Because our debt burden is just no fun.

Now is the time to make some concessions

And thoughtful people would have some sessions

Discussing a way to get this unstucked.

So yeah, I guess we’re…

In Davos they deal with global matters

And leave some personal lives in tatters

As it would seem that in this august place

The oldest profession still runs apace!

Markets are markets and should be set free…

But you’d think some discretion would be key.

Back in the days of free love and long hair

There was little chance that people would care

About the potential for business to

Be a force for good and maybe help you.

Now it’s the most trusted group of them all!

Will it rise to the challenge of this call?

Here’s another sign things might end okay

As more and more folks are starting to say

The two parties are crazy, that’s enough,

It’s time to end all this partisan stuff!

The silent majority should get loud,

It’s the center that draws the biggest crowd.