It’s impossible not to have a laugh

But for sure this is not his epitaph.

Trump sold 45 thousand NFTs

Of him as Superhero, if you please.

His fans paid 99 bucks a piece!

That tight grip on his base will never cease.

Was the GOP insanely clever?

‘Cuz six years ago I would have never

Been excited about Governor Ron

So maybe it’s all been a massive con.

Promote nasty Don and his crazy coup

Then anyone will seem better to you.

A problem we face on both sides of the aisle?

Lack of courage and way too much guile.

Neither party stands for anything now

And treat us taxpayers like their cash cow.

Deficits increase in good times and bad

Both parties are making me feel quite mad.

If this is true and it’s soon announced

That physicists here have finally trounced

The riddle that vexed us since time began

And have come up with a very real plan

To produce more power than what’s put in…

Well, that’s the biggest thing since Original Sin.

I lived in Morocco back in the day.

A wonderful place! And I loved the way

They would get so intense about a thing

But then with a smile easily swing

To a different stance on what was up…

Will flexibility win the World Cup?

So an Ironman in the 1 Percent…

A more annoying human? Hard to invent!

Here’s a sample of why that would be so –

Using wealth to cut corners wherever they go.

This makes me dry heave since I’m in both, see.

But I would just never be in XC.

In politics, business and everyday life

Atrocious behavior seems to be rife.

More and more people lie, cheat and steal

Then say they didn’t, gaslighting is real.

Or, they say that they did, sorry ‘bout that!

With all the remorse of a buzzing gnat.

It’s the world’s third largest democracy

Muslim, yes, but not a theocracy.

Not sure how long democracy will stand

When laws like this one rule the land!

Since the law applies to visitors too

Vacations in Bali may be through…

Amid all the crazy we’re mad about

With anger building and making us shout,

With FOX News telling us “Be very scared!”

And CNN crying “Elon’s impaired!”

It feels good to know that some folks still care

About mixing dinner with bathroom air.

There’s no part of Hell too hot for this dick,

And now I fear these damages won’t stick.

Declaring bankruptcy gives him a pass

Which he’ll use to get out of the morass.

The worst of the worst, this guy is just scum

He wants it all for himself, and then some.