Does no one remember Rocky 4?!

Drago juiced like mad but fell to the floor…

No drugs can best the human will to win.

This show in Vegas is mortal sin.

Who would support such a silly fraud deal?

Oh! Don Jr. himself! Just keeping it real.

They do things different out on the Left Coast

And what they call “sober” is something to toast.

Of course they don’t drink… that could kill you!

So instead what they do is they fill you

With much healthier things to make you placid

Like mushrooms, ketamine and maybe acid.

We’ve seen this playbook a few times before

And it pretty much always ends in war.

We can ignore it and say Putin’s fine

Then next thing you know he’ll cross the line.

Leaders will say “We can’t believe it!”

But then will be happy simply to leave it.

So this candidate is a bit woo woo

But there’s certainly worse that we could do.

I actually agree with the things she says

The unfortunate thing is that the Prez

Has only tapped her to cause disruption

A new diversion to hide corruption.

Both parties have blood on their hands for this

After decades of living in debt-fueled bliss

No one is willing to be the one

To tell us the fix will be no fun.

But fix it we must, this can’t continue

Will you do your part, is it within you?

Dude, you’re the HEAD of HHS

The MOST POWERFUL health job in the US!

What do you MEAN don’t take advice from you?

That is the very job that you do!

If this is the way that you really feel

Then step down from the post, you slimy eel.

Conservatives often get all upset

When accused of being a racist threat.

I generally agree that it’s unfair

And is not reflective of values they share.

But if you want to know why people think it

Have a look at this priceless trinket.

I’m really excited about this news!

For one he shares Pope Francis’s views

And that he’s American is super cool.

This is religion’s major Crown Jewel.

I wish him success and all the best

In making the world a little more blessed.

People here don’t tend to think very much

About other nations and how they might touch

The protective shield that we hide behind

But this little spat could threaten mankind.

If these two countries start nuclear war

The damage will reach almost every shore.

Kindergarten could not have served better

Examples of nonsense from a bed-wetter

As these two leaders of big nations

Bickering about their relations.

One says “Never should you say ‘never’.”

The other says “Never”… I mean have you ever?