As if the toilet wasn’t bad enough

Important new data is really rough.

I worried about what might spring out of there…

But not about germs that take to the air.

So now to learn the case may be much worse

Well, that sure feels like a bad bathroom curse.

What you see here should inspire mass fear,

Since the killing potential is so clear.

Each vial contains a lethal amount

Of drugs whose doses are hard to account.

A tiny error in dealing it out

Can result in death, without a doubt.

Is this about affirmative action?

Or what it takes to gain any traction

In prepping white kids to win life’s big game

By dealing with people who aren’t the same?

What if it’s staged just to help the wealthy?

That surely would not be very healthy.

A little levity from stuffy Brits

Who have the best curse words, hard landing hits.

But they tend to use them behind closed doors

Since in public they’re used only by boors.

With things so bad not just alcoholics

Were unleashing shocking words like “bollocks!”

It causes some problems, on the one hand

And I still would rather that it were banned.

But Dave Chappelle hit the nail on the head

When he was flamed on Twitter and then said

“I don’t give a f#@k ‘cuz it’s not a real place.”

And most people don’t say things to your face.

Whatever protections have been in place

Twitter still managed to be in your face.

With Elon now having taken the helm

We’ll see what happens with this crazy realm.

Hard to let anyone say what they will

With all those advertising spots to fill.

You go a few decades without a bath

And after your first, yikes! The aftermath…

It’s about as bad as bad ever gets

It turns out that washing posed lethal threats.

So all dogs and boys, you know who you are

Use this lesson, but don’t take it too far!

Stories like this don’t do much to help out

All those employees who started to shout

There’s no need for the big office return

Why go spend time in an old-fashioned urn?

“We are just as productive and switched on!”

But working from home is sort of a con.

So it turns out Rishi has had some gaffes

And some of them are worth a few good laughs.

Like when he said he’s addicted to coke –

Just the soda, he’s not that kind of bloke.

But I hope he’s wise with smarts from the street,

Despite the Pradas he’s got on his feet…

If it happens you’re anything like me
You’re likely asking “What’s an NFT?”
Non-fungible tokens were once the Bomb
Treated with reverence, a financial psalm.
I thought they dealt with just digital stuff
But seems houses too are part of the fluff.