Among all the shocking things that he did

Was when he wanted a US Navy ship hid.

Trump barred our own sailors from being in sight

For fear that their presence at his speech just might

Be too much for his fragile ego to take

Any symbol of courage would just make him break.

The Wall Street Journal is a great news source.

So when it comes time for it to endorse

A candidate in any given race

You’d hope that it would at least have the grace

To call out issues that are the most real…

And in Arizona schools aren’t the deal.

Space Invaders has come blasting to life,

With the hope of avoiding future strife!

Science fiction is now becoming real

And it truly is a very cool deal.

Asteroid defenses are put in place

Which may one day save the human race…

Hard to imagine that this turns out well

For Russia’s attempt to create groundswell

In the invasion of its neighbor Ukraine

Where it has inflicted all sorts of pain.

Think these men will be very inspired

To do the fighting that’ll be required…?

It sucks enough when you wait for the bus
With all the delays and general fuss.
But now some inspired city planner
Has added torture of a new manner…
Contributing to the stress of the place
We’ll also have flies buzzing in our face!

Welcome to the newest innovation…

Helping bachelorettes with a libation!

Every passing stranger can join the fun

Helping the bride on her last single run.

Who says tech can’t help make your life better!

Or does this lead to a scarlet letter…?

A funny thing happened on the way to Kiev

Putin called up more soldiers who chose to leave.

It’s not a good sign when a dictator

Sees so many minions go turn traitor.

But the chilling result may be a bitch…

A twitchy finger on the nuclear switch.

Amidst all the health crises that we’ve had

I hadn’t given much thought to how bad

Certain diseases were still on the go

Especially those, that, well, you know…

Require a bit of getting around!

How does that happen during lockdown?!

People do things for the strangest reasons

Especially in college football seasons.

But this one is really kind of bizarre

Given what this guy’s daily tasks are…

We have to hope it was not appetite

That made this vegan champ take such a bite.

When relationships rest on dependence

It’s important that those in attendance

Hold up their end of whatever’s the deal.

Not doing so is like being an eel.

Especially when it comes to a hound!

Here the roommate should be sent to the pound.