Needless to say, who knows what will happen…

Regarding Trump’s brain, it’s hard to tap in.

So this news is great, yes what a relief!

Donnie on Twitter brings nothing but grief.

But I wouldn’t let yourself be too thrilled

Since Truth Social is now gonna be killed…

Score one for the centrists over in France,
They have given the world a fighting chance.
Defeat of Le Pen and the far, far right
Will help to prevent a very dark night.
Extremes have their place when little matters
But when it counts they leave things in tatters.

Needless to say this is just appalling…
And yet, when words are core to your calling
There’s a certain thrill to seeing someone
Be so passionate that he’ll get a gun
To force the change of a definition!
I guess language too packs ammunition.

Delayed gratification? Nope not here!

Just scoop ‘em all up and watch parents cheer.

It goes along with all the coddling

As if there’s no end to the swaddling.

Kids now grow up thinking life is easy

Heads in the clouds, it’s carefree and breezy…

Ubiquity makes it invisible
And plastic is highly divisible.
Its microbes turn up almost everywhere
Yet so very few people seem to care.
But we really need to give it a think…
Now that it’s even in the beer we drink!

When this first happened we gave it some time

Because it showed spirit fighting this crime.

And now the plot line gets even better

Because that warship is a bit wetter!

It rests in a place it’s not meant to be…

Torpedoed on the floor of the Black Sea!

So this driverless car gets pulled over.

The cops don’t know it’s an auto rover.

When they go to issue a citation

The car takes off to a new location!

The Po-Po’s left in a pretty odd spot,

But the good news is that no one got shot.

It’s no secret that I have long believed

So much of our pain could be relieved

By killing platforms which further the chance

For mindless provocation to advance

Fueled by algorithms that make posts spike

When angry people tap “retweet” and “like.”

Who would have thought the French had it in them

To come up with this anti-FOMO gem?

No staging or enhancements on this site

Just life unfolding, byte by byte.

I hope its success goes on and persists,

And helps people see normal life exists…

The team of investors who checked it out

Said this thing really sucks, without a doubt.

“Unsatisfactory in all aspects”

Was one comment which the report reflects.

But the Saudis and Kushner get along well,

It’s a pleasant partnership, made in Hell.