Here we have a tricky situation…

Since what if they want obliteration?

Who knows what aliens might be after,

And the last sound we hear is their laughter.

Hawkings said it’s too dangerous to do, but…

Too many humans can’t keep their mouths shut.

These boys passed around a bullet-proof vest

And then they shot each other in the chest.

It happened in Florida, no surprise…

A state which often wins the biggest prize

For human behavior, out on the edge

And too often tipping over the ledge.

Our spies are now thinking out of the box

In all of their work to try and outfox

Putin and his diabolical plot

To reach for more power, maybe a lot.

Credit the agencies for something new

That may help the world really know what’s true.

Zaransky makes his case to the UN

Highlighting its mission, time and again.

If this is not one of the times to act

There’s really no sense in keeping the pact.

Disband the body if it doesn’t do

The very things it was created to.

When the Lord created the term “white bread”

Mitt Romney was listed its figure head.

He ran a bad campaign for president

And who knows in what state he’s resident.

But, the guy gets how democracy works

And stands against all the self-serving jerks.

It’s nice to know there are some simple ways

To juice the number and joy of our days.

For folks among us advancing in age

Walking every day should be all the rage…

Death risk drops by up to fifty percent!

So let’s lace up those shoes and represent.

The Tar Heels advance to the Final Game!

(And Duke will never really be the same…)

What a great show for this Fairy Tale team

Delivering up a Chapel Hill dream.

Underdogs, yes, but with an alliance –

This team stands on the shoulders of giants.

We try to keep discourse pretty PG

Here at TTNR, as you can see.

But once in a while things come along,

Rougher than most but worth playing the song.

Putin: a pussy or a little bitch?

Of course he’s both – and find out which is which!

I get that Putin can be a tough boss.

But have his advisors penciled the loss

That they will realize when it is found out

That a real victory is largely in doubt.

It’s a dangerous game these guys are playing

And maybe a sign Russia’s decaying.

If not so tragic it would be funny
But not having enough arms or money
They got creative in how they would fight
And this clever advance is one they got right.
Jamming the signals with heavy metal!
Better than hot oil poured from a tar kettle.