Let’s say you’re a normie Trump supporter

Not really MAGA, but not a thwarter.

You don’t think he’s a threat to democracy

And saying so is just hypocrisy.

So there will be elections, and if you lose

Dems will get the same power to abuse.

Let’s agree something needed to be done.

And stopping deficits would not be fun.

Trump was given a unique chance to try,

Though I still struggle to understand why

Since everything he does is on a whim…

And not thinking this through will be pretty grim.

Unless you believe he plays 4D chess

Then what we’ve just seen is a total mess.

For sure he’ll say it’s the art of the deal…

More likely his ego’s not made of steel.

With markets in chaos and a freefall

What comes after the pause is anyone’s call.

So its neighbors to the East and the West

Believe that income taxes work best

When they don’t exist, actually at all.

So ‘Ole Miss decided to make the same call.

Sort of. A little typo has sped things along!

So they’re moving forward, what could go wrong?

This is Paula White, Trump’s Faith Advisor

From whom blessings flow, like a geyser.

Provided, that is, you send her some dough…

A thousand bucks will make Holiness flow!

What in the world could possibly go wrong

When your morals are guided by this ding-dong?

Having given it thought, it’s outrageous!

Thank God Donald Trump is so courageous

And his keen insight has now made me see

What fools we have been, I’m sure you agree…

Like, we buy food from a store without any fuss,

But that cheating store buys NOTHING from us!

Part of the problem that I foresee

Is that it’s impossible for there to be

Any business planning whatsoever.

Because Trump is so profoundly clever

He might change path tomorrow, unimpeded.

That plant you’re building…? No longer needed!

Men come home drunk and just want to have sex

Then get all judgy about your Amex.

They’re kind of smelly and just not that bright

And Oh My God the SNORING each night…

I get it that your interest is waning

But give us a chance, we just need some training!

The Yankees have brought out some big new guns…
In the first 3 games they scored 36 runs!
How did they do it, the League wants to know.
Could it be their new bat, the Torpedo?
It’s perfectly legal, which drives folks mad…
So maybe it’s just that New York is rad.

The news gets bored by repetition

But this matter needs more recognition.

The powerful founder of Barstool Sports –

As hard Right as they come – is out of sorts

About Trump’s team and the Big Denial.

Heads should roll, some should be on trial.