The word “corona” refers to a crown

So it’s no wonder the Queen has gone down…

But she is a monarch unlike many

Sitting on the throne longer than any,

And I certainly pray and hold out hope

That covid won’t be the end of her rope.

Well the world is surely a crazy place
Making it more so is media’s ace.
What a headline we have before us here!
Though war is averted no cause to cheer…
Since the CLIMATE will kill us, which will suck.
And about that Porsche, you’re isht out of luck!

There are many reasons why this can be…

Like stimulus bucks to infinity.

Or perhaps entitlement plays a role…

People take what they can, on the whole.

Or maybe it IS a lack of ambition…

And American leadership is in transition.

So Melania auctioned her NFT…

Of course it was as shady as can be.

Wash trading the “asset” to pump its worth

She wanted to add some financial girth.

But turns out the only buyer she had

Was she herself… which is you know, so sad!

Perhaps this warrants a little review…

So this Russian skater, a doped up shrew,

Somehow is allowed to participate

By the IOC which says she can skate.

But neither she nor any of the field

Will be given medals that victories yield.

Yes, roses are red and violets are blue,
And indeed that rhymes well with “I Love You…”
But that isn’t close, not even a start,
To reflecting what’s really in my heart.
Happy Valentines Day to my soulmate…
Sweetheart, life with you is simply great!

Workplace romances can be really tough,

As if one or the other is not enough!

So this raises a question, it’s not clear…

If you’re working remotely and not near

To any other folks in the office

Can you have fun without being cautious?

The idea here is not so complex

And mostly asks us to rethink the specs.

Sheryl Crow pretty much got it before

It’s not all about the pursuit of more.

Happiness comes from liking what you got.

But… don’t chances improve if that’s a lot?

American football is pretty tough.

A violent game, and if that’s not enough

Turns out it may be conniving as well

According to the latest kiss and tell…

With draft picks and betting both on the line

Their LUCKIEST outcome would be a huge fine.

This is the guy who has the claim to fame

Of launching Trump into the media game.

He first got him into reality shows

It was a great business, everyone knows.

Then later he took charge at CNN

And used Trump for profit all over again.