It does make me wonder what’s the play here
To sow such mistrust in an election year.
Let’s say that they win, well what happens then?
“Now it’s okay to trust the weathermen!”
It’s all so insane… It seems what they’d like
Is for there to be a huge chaos spike.

“Get tough with China” says the blowhard Don

And impose massive tariffs, it’s game on!

“But don’t pay attention to lil ‘ole me

Since rules don’t apply to me, you see!”

And even if they did what harm is there?

Claiming it’s wrong is fake news and unfair!

I have to admit it’s a solid plan.

The place has potential and maybe can

Become a true hot spot, a jewel of the Med!

And I’d rather their focus be there instead

Of being on Washington now and then.

Please, go make Albania great again…

Convicted by a jury of her peers

She has now been sentenced to many years…

She’s lucky she got the sentence she did

Since all of her crimes are no longer hid

And I’m sure she’s taking a deep full breath

‘Cuz those crimes could have led her to her death.

When it comes to killing your neighbor’s pet

Blaming the Haitians is not a safe bet.

Better to look at all those who accuse,

And there we can find some revealing news.

The chief dude who designed this far-right plan

May himself be a dog-killing madman.

Being stable is not really his brand
Though it might help if he’s ruling the land.
Here he sounds like a thoughtful real guy
The problem is it just seems like he’s high.
But at least he’s on the record for saying
He won’t run again… but just in case I’ll keep praying.

Even the Right seems to think that it’s true:

He’s a bigot, a pervert, yes a Nazi too.

Those are good reasons for him to step down,

Who’d want a governor like this evil clown?

But THAT’s not informing the GOP view…

They just fear this swing state will now vote blue.

So two young kids with a lemonade stand

Were robbed by a marauding immigrant band!

Okay, actually they were robbed by just one dude

And he was kinda white, and a bit unglued.

Funny there’s been no vitriolic speech

About this massive and YUGE patriotic breach…

Of course he needs to appeal to his base

But that doesn’t really help solve the case.

He wants to get people all mad as hell

Since he’s learned that that kind of does him well.

Yeah, honing in on this crazy ordeal

Is about as thoughtful as Stop the Steal.

The memes went wild after the debate!

And the ones with some truth were pretty great.

I find it hard to believe Trump can run –

Seems more likely he’d turn and use a gun –

But the rest of the image kind of lands,

Since for sure he’d grab pussies in both hands…