They say you can’t escape death and taxes

But if you’re Trump, then one of the facts is

Death might happen, but taxes don’t have to!

Not when there’s debt and the chance to pass through

Laws that would cut, well, all cords to real life…

He’s a bit of a dreaming lunatic’s midwife.

If you leave aside all other matters –

Like, say, the law which is left in tatters

Since Arlington is fully barred from use

For political campaigns, no excuse –

And simply look at what’s in the pic…

A thumbs up in this graveyard is just sick.

It’s always been a true wonder to me

Why you would trust a moral amputee.

Every move he makes is fully designed

To enrich himself, leave valor behind.

So things we trust more should be catalogued…

Like flushing a toilet when it’s clogged.

There are so many things which make this odd

Perhaps one or two will pierce his façade.

It seems that his views are not just tone deaf

But he also believes that he’s the ref

Determining what “normal” women think…

There’s a pretty good chance he’s out of sync.

They tend to see the glass always half full
But they’re also quick to spot any bull.
All together they hire by the hordes
And have among the fewest safety cords.
So I hope this is true and they speak out
To counter MAGA’s dystopian shout.

At first I thought it was her first mistake

And that Shapiro would probably make

A better VP to get the job done

But that was before I knew of the gun…

The best shot in Congress, he also likes

Nature, veterans, education and dikes!

So you can’t see the forest for the trees…

Usha seems to wear her blinders with ease.

She’s gotta problem with Donald J. Trump…?

But her guy is okay! Well that’s a big jump.

She hates DJT for the Jan 6 coup,

While her husband says he’d have forced it through.

There’s a lot that the Right can choose to say

About their opponent, Special K.

But I have to think it’s a weak attack

For them to decide they wanna talk smack

About her being a terrible boss…

The noose for Mike Pence? Yeah, that’s a Trump loss.

Now this is starting to make some more sense

As the Dems no longer play just defense.

Their message didn’t really resonate

But now there’s the chance to recalibrate.

Keeping it simple is a good technique…

It helps to point out that Trump is a freak.

Oh, poor Bill Ackman mispriced his big raise

So my heart goes out to him, as always.

Suffering so much as billionaires do

He might be worth less, at least in his view.

But maybe it wouldn’t have been so dreary

If he hadn’t pushed a conspiracy theory.