I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again

There’s little more horrible on the planet than

This vile man and the things he has done

To profit from the mayhem of a gun.

There’s no place in Hell that could be too hot

For his evil soul to eternally rot.

Melania my dear I hope you’re just fine!

When you were at home with that son of mine

I was out screwing porn stars and a Bunny

And then paid them off with some hush money

That I pretended was a legal bill…

Which brought the woke commies out for the kill.

Over his entire life he has played

With testing and breaking the rules we’ve made

And it’s always worked to his advantage.

The reality distortion that he can manage

Has worked on everyone in the past…

Until now a jury said not so fast.

We have gone beyond the totally strange

And complete insanity is in range…

The leading candidate for president

Has such a passion to create dissent

He’s stated Biden tried to have him killed…

Knowing this lie makes his base really thrilled.

The Trumpies say something so outrageous

To make the Libs go nuts and it’s contagious.

Then they say something like “Oh lighten up!

It’s all just a joke, so brighten up…”

But the question remains, is it funny

To give homeless people some fake money…?

This fabulous leader now on the scene

Is establishing herself as the queen

Of thoughtful discourse and conversation

To further strengthen our lovely nation.

Now she’s giving us another fine smooch

By suggesting she kill the president’s pooch.

It certainly comes as no huge surprise

That Trump’s accountants would try to devise

A scheme to misrepresent all the facts

And deceive investors among other acts

To enrich Trump’s cronies using pure fraud

Because the business itself is badly flawed.

Salary discussions can be pretty tough

No matter the industry, they are rough.

Let’s get to equal pay for equal work…

It doesn’t really seem all that berserk.

Yes, market demand will play a big part

But these gaps are too crazy a place to start.

A stunning reversal in murder rates

Could maybe impact the political fates

Of Donnie and Joe and all their cronies

Riding wobbly atop their ponies…

Not sure the president can take credit

But had it been worse they’d say he led it.

Rarely does consequence catch up to Trump
(Because that’s for losers and he’s no chump)
So it would be priceless if in this case
His actions came back with a smack in the face.
Supreme Court appointments and the groping…
Women’s rights as his downfall? Here’s to hoping!