Trump’s legal tactics have been astounding.

And their success is really confounding.

It’s a horse race to see which comes in first

Some juries’ decisions or else the worst…

A Trump victory in the next election

And then pardons galore, self protection.

The world has become one massive trade zone

And you’d like to think that markets have shown

There’s merit in making your partners whole

Rather than treating them as if you stole

Their goods or services for a mere song.

This exploitation is simply wrong.

It is a true crime what this group has done

At the bidding of Trump, who said he won

When he knew he did not, but is so weak

That he’d rather lie and let havoc wreak

Across this country he’s tried to destroy

For his personal gain, an insecure boy.

Border strength is a GOP staple

Devoted to it as if it were papal!

Unless, of course, it’s an election year

And then politics shifts into high gear.

They get what they want, it’s a perfect bill!

But then they can’t complain about Dems on the Hill…

So according to MAGA it goes like this:

The CIA created romantic bliss;

The Super Bowl is rigged and KC will win;

Then Taylor and Travis will flat out begin

To use all their fame and their shining glory

To push all the lies of the Biden story.

Trump rarely mutters, it’s just not his style.

But it happens every once in a while.

After he left the court the other day

He had things on his mind, and what did he say?

“This is not America” softly passed his lips

But he uses lawsuits like poker chips.

The thing that just seems so very insane

Is that all of this simply helps him gain

More and more loyalty from all his troops

So the lower and lower that he stoops

The stronger his fan base in MAGA land…

So he’s right – there’ll be bedlam if he’s banned.

Like any hero who has some powers

The strength of QAnon Shaman sours

When kept away from the important things

That give him meaning, when his soul sings…

It’s like making him wear a crown of thorns

To withhold his battle helmet and horns.

Of course it’s hard to raise money these days

With all the political junk and haze.

So what the GOP has decided

Is to go long on being divided

And just double down on all MAGA lies

EVEN THOUGH THEY KNOW IT’S REALLY UNWISE…

It’s been three years and everything has changed…

The nation’s united, no one’s estranged!

Oh how nice if that were only the case

But instead we’re doing an about face.

Doubling down on the nation’s Big Lie

And eager to give Trump another try.