So the Sly Old Fox is now stepping down

But you can be sure he’ll still be around.

Since buying The Sun back in ‘69

He’s perfected the art of the headline

Mixing gossip, politics and scandals

He’ll remain one of media’s vandals.

A staunch conservative and anti-gay

Lauren would never act in a bad way…

Her moral code is of the highest rank!

Only sinners grope and vape, to be frank.

So of course she lied, she did nothing wrong!

Until video showed she’s a ding-dong…

This guy upended the entire lives

Of these hard working ladies while he connives

To fool all people into believing

Trump won the election but he’s just cleaving

To any power and relevance he can.

He should be locked up, an evil old man.

Hard to imagine a bigger shit show

Than the one playing out now, here we go!

So Trump told us that America sucked

And without him alone we’d all be f@#ked.

No matter how bad he said things were then

He alone is to blame for this pig pen.

Yesterday we wondered why ChatGPT

Seems to be dumbing down consistently.

And yes it’s related to human use…

Could it be any wonder when we produce

Folks who believe that the best source of truth

Comes from the guy who’s THE most uncouth?

Turns out that the brilliance of Open AI

Is tarnishing fast and we don’t know why.

Profs from Stanford and Berkeley are on the case

With research suggesting that as a base

Interaction with humans could be a cause…

Which Team MAGA greeted with hearty applause.

Chicken Little was a pretty scared dude

And these days it seems like that’s the mood

Of anyone who speaks into a mic

They say, “The sky is falling!” kinda like…

Might it be that what informs this sad view

Is wealth being spread beyond just a few?

So Trump has been charged with mob-like crime!

As if it was more than a matter of time.

He’s stretched and bent both the truth and the law

So far through his life it’s a matter of awe

That he’s yet to have to account for his acts

Hopefully this time there’re no “alternative facts.”

An oldie but goodie that should be revived

Since Bannon’s intentions have not just survived

But have in fact been embraced by many

In the GOP who don’t have any

Real plan for how America should work…

But know an elite conservative is a jerk.

That’s your line? You’ve got to be kidding me…

After all this time you could only be shitting me

If you think you can get away with that now

Delivered with reverence, holier than thou.

Your support of Trump’s Lie caused destruction!

Reversing that now is dignity’s abduction.