John Durham was meant to put the light on

Russian meddling, which Trump said was a con.

He was gonna expose loads of corruption

In the FBI and White House… Huge Disruption!

Instead he got nothing, and doesn’t care…

Even Matt Goetz said that there’s nothing there.

The image of MAGA is all classy,

Proper and demure and never sassy…

So my oh my what a giant surprise

When on the floor of the House these two rise

And start a cat fight! Say what?! Some glitches?

Hell no my friends… MAGA’s fightin’ bitches!

The freely elected President of

The oldest democracy that we love

Has now been accused by our friends at Fox

Of being a dictatorial ox.

This irony is the richest we saw…

Since when do dictators uphold the law?!

I can’t say I was fond of AG Barr

But at least he says now Trump’s gone too far.

“If even half” of the charges are true

He thinks it will make Trump’s day pretty blue.

“Damning” and “shocking” are words that he used

Describing behavior that can’t be excused.

Imagine if Tucker came to realize

A better path is there before his eyes…

What if he used his persuasive power

To lower the anger, erase his glower?

Well, it’s unlikely he’ll go out on that limb

There’s money in anger, it’s good for him.

The problem with pushing a bunch of lies

When it’s convenient for you and allies

Is that one day the tables may turn

And one of the things that you might learn

Is that playing politics with the truth

Can come back to bite you, a serpent’s tooth.

So now they’re all coming out to get air

And to make us think that they really care

About conservative issues and such

And how they each have the perfect touch.

When really what the country desperately needs?

They should denounce Trump and his dirty deeds.

One of our nation’s very darkest days,

January 6 is no legal haze.

A jury of peers convicted this man

And a Federal Judge put him in the can.

The law is clear and it must be enforced

No other approach can be endorsed.

In the latest hoax that Fox chose to air

Homeless Vets were displaced because we care

More about vile, illegal wetbacks

Than our own heroes dealing with setbacks.

Turns out the whole thing was total bullshit

But it boosted ratings! A small crime to commit…

Most people believe it could not happen

That the GOP would make us strap in

And go for a ride never done before…

Defaulting would rock the world to its core.

For sure debt spending must stop very soon

But the debt limit can’t be our High Noon.