Of course it can come as no big surprise

That no matter what is before his eyes

Trump will still only see what he wants

So now he’s out saying that Putin’s taunts

Are just not like him and totally new!

Trump was his useful idiot through and through.

Whether or not this is technically true

There can be little doubt they’re in a stew.

Sooner or later tragedy will strike

When resources dwindle and there’s a spike

In emergencies that need our support

And government comes up woefully short.

We live in an age when the fatal flaw

Of a headline like this is that you saw

Experts providing their considered views

And as we now know, all “experts” just ooze

Arrogance as they prep their next lie…

Much better to let our young people die.

So Putin totally goes, like, “No way…”

Then I go “way” and am feeling okay.

But then like the dude’s disrespecting me

And for real it’s totally affecting me.

So now I think I’ll give him a wedgie…

Send more arms to Ukraine! That’s so edgy.

Whatever is evil and bad today

Is because Joe Biden had his way!

Or at least that’s what we’re meant to believe

As Trump fleeces the world with his weave.

His success at it all is a mystery…

The biggest gaslight in all of history.

These are two guys who really know their stuff

And they are saying enough is enough…

The only time in the last 50 years

When the budget balanced causing no tears

Was under Bill Clinton, a fiscal hawk.

Everything else is political talk.

Further proof these policies are designed

With utmost care and by a thoughtful mind.

Imposed with reason and a steady hand

Carried out with intention, just as planned.

Woops, sorry… didn’t mean to aspire!

They’re actually just tools of Trump’s ire.

Don’t expect the fleecing to ever stop

As we wait for Trump’s latest scam to drop.

Now they promise a new telcom era

But like all they do it’s a chimera.

Made in America! Perhaps Carolina…

Except that they’ll be imported from China.

It’s hard to imagine that this is true

But I’d ask my MAGA friends for their view

If in fact this is the law of the land

Does it reflect the type of world you had planned

When you voted for Trump and upheaval

Or is it instead just pretty evil?

We know flooding the zone is his game plan

And showing the world that he’s a strong man.

Executive Orders fly out all night

Who cares if they’re legal when oversight

Is simply swamped by the shit’s rapid growth…

At least these Vets still defend their oath.