They’re in this fight because they bare it all…
They do their work on stage and in a stall.
Little do their patrons have to wonder
What’s going on up top, or down under.

So heck yeah these ladies should unionize,
And stick it to all disrespectful guys…!

A common refrain from some of Trump’s fans…

They don’t like the man, but they do like his plans.

The only problem, says one who would know,

Is that it’s more likely for Hell to see snow

Than for Trump to succeed in any of that

The guy’s an incapable spoiled brat.

Seditious conspiracy is a grave crime

And these proud boys deserve to do time.

A jury of peers convicted this crew

But MAGA will squawk, cuz that’s what they do.

“The election was stolen, this isn’t fair!”

They’re lucky they don’t get the electric chair.

If for a passing moment you had hopes

That American voters were not dopes

And were serious about the matters

That threaten to tear the world to tatters

Well sadly it seems those hopes must be dashed…

Even the pretense to care has been trashed!

There’s much more to Tuck’s text than meets the eye.

Maybe the Times is not fair to this guy…

But, there’s pretty horrible stuff in there,

And it’s clear why Fox didn’t want it to air.

Another curious thing that comes to light?

How about his view on how white men fight!

All’s well that ends well, as the saying goes

And why exactly he’s gone, no one knows.

But there was surely enough seen on air

To fire this guy and it would seem fair.

Instead we learn that perhaps his affront

Was that he chose to call someone a… pain.

Rumors are swirling! He never said “Bye…”

It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy!

Who would have thought Fox would end up like me…

Unable to stand his hypocrisy.

He sold out America and his fans

Purely to advance his financial plans.

The My Pillow Guy seems like a big dick

And wants to copy a very Trump trick.

Promise a thing and never deliver!

Then sell everyone out far down river.

But he’s been caught, this BS promoter.

And the best news? ‘Twas by a Trump voter!

If Tucker thinks the guy’s sin was the truth

Then he’s sitting pretty in his broadcast booth!

Because that’s a sin he never commits

Preferring instead to challenge the wits

Of serious and thoughtful people who

Deserve more than what Fox gives them to view.

It doesn’t seem likely we’ll ever change

But more gun control may be within range.

Most folks in the country are a bit scared,

Guns crimes are everywhere no one is spared.

How can anyone shrug and say “who cares?”

We must do more than send our thoughts and prayers.