I know it’s not really part of their brand

But it seems to me a bit out of hand

That the world and our allies all condemn

Vladimir Putin and his evil mayhem

But in America what’s going on

Is that he’s loved by Trump and also Ron.

There are three issues in the GOP

The first is whether Ukraine should be free

The second involves the Left being “woke”

The third is treatment of the Jan 6 folk.

Hard to take serious those who insist

The second will make us cease to exist.

Would you believe he’s got another ploy

To scream for attention from the hoi polloi?

I know it’s a surprise, who would have thought!

Without “Me Me Me!” his ego is fraught…

Well I have some letters for Donnie too!

They start with an “F” and end with a “U”.

Because who wouldn’t want the US to be

As great as this state in, say, literacy?

Out of the 50 it ranks 43^rd

Which, let’s be honest, is a pretty big turd.

And oh the stories… It’s where crazy folks go!

But I’ll give it this – the taxes are low.

Not to belabor it but this is nuts…

Rupert Murdoch is certainly no putz.

No, in fact it’s far more evil than that

And is not part of a “what about” spat.

A major news outlet espoused these lies

Knowing it could cause our nation’s demise.

Hot off her own, she now wants another…

Marjorie is on a mission to smother

The things that make a democracy work

As she dances her tyrannical twerk.

She’s a true patriot and so much more!

Who else would advocate for civil war?

Hard to believe it gets better than this…

All of us satirists are in sheer bliss.

Not because he should be absolved from jail

But because of the crazy epic scale

Of luck that makes Trump politically rich…

The jury indicting him is led by a witch!

Had it not been before it is now clear

That the media we really should fear

Isn’t the nonsense we find on Twitter

Where anyone’s “news” is tossed like litter

But outlets that have won their viewers’ trust

Then feed them lies for their own greedy lust.

Liberals are annoying, that can be true

So I often get the Fox News team’s view.

But sorry to say that this is pure shit…

Pure greed, pure nonsense, which they now admit.

Wrap it all up in free speech and the flag

This immoral crew makes me want to gag.

In 2015 she took a hard line

And made it seem as if she had a spine.

“Never Trump” was her motto, head held high!

Until, that is, she let her dignity die.

After Trump won she slithered to his side

So no, Nikki, you do not abide…