At some point patience will have to wear off

And most, not all, will just hear it and scoff.

Another sore loser, claiming foul play

Election deniers have had their day.

Send them all packing, enough is enough.

Folks are done with the conspiracy stuff.

It should not come as much of a surprise,

A politician’s life is based on lies!

Our new GOP rep from Long Island

Seems like a good guy, with a nice smile and

An impressive list of hard jobs well done…

Except none of it’s true, not even one.

It’s easy to kick the can down the road

But it picks up dirt which adds to the load.

Then one day there’s nowhere else you can run

And so much dirt in the can it weighs a ton.

He ran for office to avoid the price

Of being caught in a big legal vise.

It was a core idea in ’16…

Trump could shoot someone and get away clean!

Now he has aimed the crosshairs higher

(Not that it seems like much of a flier)

And simply wants a patriotic solution!

Like canceling the Constitution…

Ye asked Trump to be his running mate

And I guess that didn’t go over so great.

But the headline doesn’t make it so clear

Which of these two is giving the smear.

It truly could go in either direction!

One thing for sure? There’s no more affection.

Before the election it’s all you heard

Crime is atrocious! So bad it’s absurd!

But then things didn’t turn out quite the way

The GOP hoped on election day.

So now Fox needs a new line of attack

As it tries to bring the far right back.

The headline is true but misses the point

Barr ALSO said Trump could go to the Joint

If in fact he did what he seems to have done

And taken these docs when he was on the run

Clearing out of the White House, in a hurry

After his failed coup forced him to scurry.

I still won’t rule out a Trump victory parade

But some of these cuts need a good Band Aid.

Ivanka bowed out – still loves her daddy…

But can’t let the Kushners be his caddie.

Then the Scum of the Swamp strikes a low blow!

Matt Gaetz of all people is a no show…

Well finally he has something smart to say…

Yes, Josh Hawley, from Insurrection Day!

There’re few things in life about which I’m sure

But I have to believe this will endure:

Until he escapes his Satanic curse

Whatever he’s thinking will be much worse.

GOP talking points may take a turn

Now that we have a new lesson to learn.

Needless to say it’s Pelosi’s own fault

Just more so now since she’s opened the vault

Allowing illegals to flood our land!

Of course they’ll show up with hammers in hand.